http://busdriverse.com/
http://www.fakefourinc.com/news/post/684
MERRY JESUS B-DAY
As you grip your taser and apathetic worldview before kicking open the Macy's doors, play this song. It'll help you pick out that special something for junior.
lyrics:
Chris Brown:
yeah, we can do anything...
Busdriver:
That we want!
CB: Walk into anywhere and buy anything!
BD: within reason
CB: I be chilling, I ain't worried about anything
BD: I'm Christmas Shopping nigga!
CB: Why Stop now I could have everything
BD: I'm at Walmart like
CB: I can have everything
BD: I'm at Target like...
CB: I can have everything
Bd: I'm at the Urban Outfitters like...
CB: I can have everything! Why Stop now, I could have everything
BD: Leaving all the rappers on the planet with a stomach cramp
All you motherfuckers know that this ain't summer camp
its a meeting at Coco's with media moguls
Throwing money at my feet as I do jumping jacks
all you bitches are hollow/my dick you can swallow
like Mitch McConnell/kicking it at McDonald's
I'm on the corner of Alvarado with a big Chicano
holding a avacado and a water bottle making all the bottoms wobble
WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING FOR CHRISTMAS THOUGH!
Filling my apartment with the holiday cheer
so I roll to work riding on a reindeer like...
when I decorate the company party
I always get this right with Christmas lights like...
mark your shit off the Christmas list
But I don't really have no Christmas plans
I'm probably just going to overeat then fall asleep
All due to the tryptophan
I'm helping out at the homeless shelter
Looking exactly like Santa's helper
I spilled little bit cranberry sause on my suit
now do you have a can of seltzer
This motherfucker ate all the turkey
what should I do with this pop tart
I guess I ain't really got to do shit
except put more shit in my shopping cart like...
CB: yeah, we can do anything...
BD:anything
CB: Walk into anywhere and buy anything!
BD: kind of
CB: I be chilling, I ain't worried about anything
BD: with my debit card... gift cards for everybody
CB: Why Stop now I could have everything
BD: I'm at Walmart like
CB: I can have everything
BD: I'm at Target like...
CB: I can have everything
Bd: I'm at the Urban Outfitters like...
CB: I can have everything! Why Stop now, I could have everything
I'm having an awkward convo
with my Libertarian aunt about the tax code
even though I'm well over thirty my grandparents
got me this G.I. Joe bathrobe
talking to my teenage cousin
about her latest foray into drug abuse
And I picked the better Christmas sweater
at the dinner table, duck duck goose
I have a white Christmas after Black Friday
with my Jewish girlfriend and my Puerto Rican A&R
they know that my gift giving always raises the bar
give me that XBox!
Or get a tased scrotum or baked ovum
I'm bankrolling, to the point when I'm in the mall even though it ain't open
I'm at the check out counter
with a megaphone singing Christmas carols
When I die, keep all of my shit
just like an Egyptian pharaoh
on Christmas Eve
my house looks like a packed rave
We're celebrating Sinterklaas's Cocoa-Cola contract
with his black slaves
CB: yeah, we can do anything...
BD: like buy a stainless steel juicer
CB: Walk into anywhere and buy anything!
BD: like a new stainless steel juicer
CB: I be chilling, I ain't worried about anything
BD: if you loved me you buy me this stainless steel juicer
CB: Why Stop now I could have everything
BD: I'm at Walmart like
CB: I can have everything
BD: I'm at Target like...
CB: I can have everything
Bd: I'm at the Urban Outfitters like...
CB: I can have everything! Why Stop now, I could have everything
@angelikahd
Tis a joke. Busdriver is rapping over a remix of the original song. Just like him, fuckin with the mainstream.
intrnlprym84evr 2 months ago 12
i have no doubt this kills the original...
Claytron830000000000 2 months ago 7