Worker's Paradise

Written by:
http://www.youtube.com/user/nonantianarchist
http://www.youtube.com/user/KathyGurl14

Music used: 'Gangsta's Paradise' - Coolio

Lyrics:
As I walk through the valley where we harvest our grain
I take a look at our lives and realize theyre very plain
But thats just perfect for a commie like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin Im minin coal
And my comrades plow the fields like panicked moles . . . fool
And Ive been worshippin Mao for so long that
Even the Chinese think that my mind is gone
Im a man of the land, Im into discipline
The manifestos in my hand and a beards on my chin
But if I get my ration card, and you obtain yours
Then tonight were going to party like its 1984
Weve been spending most our lives
Living in a workers paradise
Ive read Lenin once or twice
Living in a workers paradise
Its hard work and sacrifice
Living in a workers paradise
We sell grain at controlled price
Living in a workers paradise
A local boy criticized the Party I see
I just smiled at him and I called the KGB
I really dont care, in fact I wish him well
Cause Ill be laughing my head off when he dies in his cell
I aint never made a profit from the working mans labor
If the state takes your money, consider it a favor
I never wear suits but I got a fur hat
And my comrades agree I really look good in red, fool
If you have connections you may get some beer, but
We havent seen toilet paper in 54 years
All our products fall to pieces, but please dont point and stare
Were just economically impaired
Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
Its as primitive as can be
Weve been spending most our lives
Living in a workers paradise
Were just plain and simple guys
Living in a workers paradise
Drinking vodkas our one vice
Living in a workers paradise
We dont fight, we all play nice
Living in a workers paradise
Eating margarine, wishing we had butter
Rations cut on Monday, soon theyll cut anotha
Think youre all superior? In your western cars?
Well, I know were a million times as equal as you are
Im the kind of guy the little Maoists wanna be like
Making bombs day and night, to fight for the workers rights
So dont be whiney and dont be greedy
Cause, my comrade, in the gulags, you really will be needy
Weve been spending most our lives
Living in a workers paradise
Were all crazy Leninites
Living in a workers paradise
Theres no shops or Christmas lights
Living in a workers paradise
Youd probably think it bites
Living in a workers paradise

Category:

Comedy

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[progrockcoffee]

Wow. A parody of a parody of a remix of a Stevie Wonder song. Nice.

[Morrakiu]

@progrockcoffee

Somebody needs to parody this one so we can keep the chain going.

[allianceofdemons]

Prinnie Revolution! We aint take no low salary for slavery!

[Morrakiu]

@allianceofdemons

THE PRINNIETARIAT SHALL RISE UP!

[Morrakiu]

@RoundenBrown

or perhaps "why should I work?"

[N0g0dzN0masterz]

Lol this is funny because is full of strawman and an idiotic understanding of socialism and 1984. Completely missed the point if that book.

[Laitharex]

@TheRedPerspective1 LOL, Fail.

[Bzdziech]

You have exceeded the centrally planned supply of youtube videos for next 5 years comrade.You will not receive more ration cards for fleshlights. Had you received any more you would be exploiting the internet community. Had you received any less you would be forced to masturbate with your bare hands.

[Bloodlovefreak]

Silence, reactionary scum!

[fast2000]

i think amish paradise is way better

[rebelq1]

I think that this one needs some "tweaks"!

watch?v=w8KQmps-Sog

[rebelq1]

Add double quotes for 'paradise!

[yrmum812]

lol im in school and im bord.

[nonantianarchist]

@bradshawoklahoma

And your point is? I never wrote it claiming that we never ripped anything off. Most stuff, on youtube and in the media, is at least 90% ripped off from other sources. And I'm not sure, did you think it was a defense of communism? lol. You need to calm the hell down before you comment.

[IndividualAutonomy]

I <3 u