Ode to the spammers

In the style of Stephen Lynch (He says)

oh wells
HI CRAZY SPAMMERS I LIEK THE WAY YOU SPAM
COPY PASTA BULLSHIT ABOUT FINDING A MAN
OR MAYBE JUST REPOST THIS JUST TO GET GOOD LUCK
WHO ARE YOU KIDDING YOUR FRIENDS DONT GIVE A FUCK
AND IN YOUR NEWBIE WAYS FILTERING CRAP LIKE YOUR A SIV
DONT WORRY HAPPY SPAMMERS I KNOW YOUR EMAILS AND WHERE YOU LIVE
HAVE A NICE DAY xD

if you dont repost this youll die your sleep
a monkey with a sword will cut the toes from your feet
send to all your friends and meet the love of your life
repost this now or at mightnight im gunna get knifed

thats makes no sence how do you know where i am
this kind of garbage is what gullible fucks spam
not only that but because its a forward to me
theres a list of the dum bastards in the from bar i can see

now everyone else hits delete but not me nooo not me
cos im the jester you see
i send these hopeless basards a reply
cus they believe anything they'll cry.

i say im sorry but you freinds list is too small
my monkey with a sword is at your door
or dont go to sleep tonight and please dont frown
keep an eye open windows cos i sent my clown
or im responding just to mention about the life of your life
i fucked her while your posted this and now she my wife

now they get really but hurt they make threats and rave
add me to thier msn just to rant and call me names
in all this time responding with my wiles
sending these newbie bastards some exe. files

it might be a
firefox add on that makes browsin really fast
or a one time offer and isn't going to last
your the millionth customer click here to have a blast
pity when you clicked the link your computers now hacked (crashed)

now should i stop your mouse or type things on your screen
should i shut you down down or overclock you machine
should i open sites that download porn
or switch on your webcam and then hit record

Take all your passwords and swap them all around
spend all your money on your ebay account
send stupid messages to all your freinds
then leave you for months and then ill do it again


you see internet noobs see the spam and they believe
should never listen to these post that they read
cos in the end they forward so all can see
just hope to god one of your contacts isnt like me

Category:

Music

Tags:

• comedy
• music
• spammers
• lol
• xD

[orangepencilonlaptop]

lmao, you were definitely high. i bet you smoke before you write all these songs.

[fredb3]

nope lol but thats an interesting thought non the less lol

[GrimmigTheNigra]

When I clicked subscribe, xenutv1 and the ChurchofScientology channels both came up as related. Hm...tarp'd? Anyways, great stuff, man.

[fredb3]

Lol Probably cos they keep on telling my to take my anonymous song down.

I keep saying Eh fair game mate, If im fair game your fair game constantly and they get pissy. probably cos im not anonymous in the slightest and i keep throwing freedom of speech up.

[fredb3]

I just checked those channels And wow lol Links to Beardy man and anonymous warnings lol Thats EPIC.

[target272]

waaaasaaaa i am a spammer!

[target272]

waaaasaaaa

[target272]

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[target272]

waaaasa

[target272]

waaaas

[target272]

waaa

[N1n4luvzU]

@DarkDant3 You first?

[N1n4luvzU]

3:13 - Did you go cross-eyed there, or is it just me? =S

[DarkDant3]

tits or gtfo !

[elementpollo]

lol, i thought it was gonna be about fighting games