gospel of matthew new new testament chapter 14

matthew chapter 14

Herod, maybe the grandson of Herod who had reigned at the time of the birth of little baby Jesus, was freaked out at the news of Jesus.

Herod had John the Baptist tossed in jail because John didn't approve of Herod being married to his brother's wife. Then came Herod's birthday. His step daughter danced for him. And she was a very hot little bitch.

And Herod wanted her like he wanted nothing else in the known universe. At that time a few hundred square kilometers. But never mind. We all know this beautiful madness if we are at all over powered by 14 billion years of evolution and the inherent will to have sex with angels.

"I swear, my angel, I will give you whatever you ask."

Well, the little angel was not sure if she wanted Herod to breed with her so she asked her mother, her step dad's wife. And sister-in-law.

Man. Royalty is an incestuous lot of back stabbing mad apes.

Mom says, because she knows Herod has fear and respect for John and the Jews. Or the writers would have us believe so.

"Okay, Big Daddy. Give me the head of John the Baptist on a silver tray."

Anyone having thought they were in heaven about to have an angel's legs around their head would understand this obvious rejection to taking her mother's place. John, the poor bugger, paid for this silly swearing thing with his head.

So a gentle reminder people. Don't swear. John is always someone's brother.

Jesus was sad. John was definitely somehow his brother.

But he had little time for morning. He and his friends were working on the biggest conspiracy of written history.

So he preached and taught and fed 5,000 men plus women and children, oh the men's club and their belittling of women and children. 5 truck loads of bread and 2 whales.

Right.

(To be fair. The feeding of many with little was more a story of let's all share and we will all have enough. So there it is.)

So Jesus sent the disciples out to the boat and the 5,000 women plus men and children. He he. Away.

And ran up the mountain to take a break from people.

And between 3 and 6 in the morning Jesus wakes up and sees the boat out on the water. Dancing in the waves. So he ignores physics and walks on out to the boat. And Peter thinks that is a real wild thing to be real and asks Jesus if he can try it too.

Of course he lacks faith and Jesus helps him back into the boat.

"Wow. How'd you do that, man."

"What have you been smoking, man."

And if anyone knows where Gennesaret is, Jesus went and did his thing there. On the other side of the lake from where it was they came.

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