TIny Cars SUCK!

Song Wednesdays Return!!!


LYRICS!!!
The North American International Auto Show
Promises the biggest and the best
that's why I always go

But this time something's different
Something has changed
I walk through these aisles of cars
and feel like somethings strange

This one doesn't tower over me
and this one couldn't even fit a family of 16

What is the point of a car
if it can't tow a boat up a 90 degree slope in the middle of a tornado

OH

All I want's a V8 Hemi
Weighing 8000 lbs if it weighs any
getting 2 or 3 gallons to the mile

But I look around it's such a pity
All these cars are itty bitty
And they just aren't worth my time.

If I wanted to drive a tiny car I'd live in France
I'd be a commie and my wife would be hairy and I'd wear ridiculous pants.

The mini cooper makes me feel physically unwell
And the Smart Car belongs in the 7th Circle of Hell

I want a car I could use to win
a war in Southeast Asia and need stairs to get up in

When it comes to my next car
I won't buy if it doesn't satisfy like a soopersized burger and fry

OH

All I want's a V8 Hemi
weighin 8000 lbs if it weighs any
Gettin' 2 or 3 gallons to the mile.

But I look around it's such a pity
All these cars are itty bitty
Fiftysix miles per gallon in the City
and yeah this one is kind of pretty
But I'm sure they're all totally kitty

And they just aren't worth my time.

Chords: D A and G, in varying orders.

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[dolphin64575]

"It turns out people get upset when you tell them you wouldn't cry if they died."

That sentence needs to be in one of John's future books.

[Tattas999]

Why don't people realize that he is an environmental blogger and this song is sarcasm? -.-

[professermuchao]

@wjaiv You must be new here.

[hippiebrother3]

Lol. American cars suck. And I'm American.

[FordFocusRS29]

i just want a focus :(

[eegreel]

i thought he made a mistake saying "2 or 3 gallons to the miles" at first

[wjaiv]

@Paulinemoke I don't think you know what pretentious means.

[Paulinemoke]

@wjaiv Dude, ever heard of sarcasm?

[wjaiv]

Pretentious prick. 

[SomeoneBeginingWithI]

@mahdi5264 you warner-chilcotting deceptercon!

[LMNOP1214]

@mahdi5264 You block, you stone, you worse than senseless thing!