PLEASE DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Mike Johnson 15 January 1979
VERSE 1:
YOU CAN BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITH CREST
PUT BRYLCREEM IN YOUR HAIR.
PLEASE DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN IN MY STORE.
FEED YOUR KITT...
PLEASE DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN Mike Johnson 15 January 1979 VERSE 1: YOU CAN BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITH CREST PUT BRYLCREEM IN YOUR HAIR. PLEASE DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN IN MY STORE.
FEED YOUR KITTY TENDER VITTLES LIVA-SNAPS FOR YOUR DOG A MANWICH AIN'T A SANDWICH IT'S A MEAL.
VERSE 2: YOU CAN EAT A BOWL OF CORN FLAKES FOR AN EARLY MORNING "ROAR!" LISTEN TO PARKAY TALK ON YOUR TOAST. "BUTTER!" YOU CAN TICKLE THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY "HE, HE" WITH WESSONALITY SURELY YOU KNOW THINGS GO BETTER WITH COKE.
VERSE 3: MAXWELL HOUSE COFFEE IS GOOD TO THE LAST DROP. STARKIST DON'T WANT TUNA WITH GOOD TASTE, "SORRY CHARLIE!" MILK IS A NATURAL ONE, WITH AN OSCAR MAYER WEINER LOOK OUT FOR THAT SCHLITZ MALT LIQUOR BULL.
I wrote this song in 1979 and it was one of the five songs that I recorded at my very first recording session in April 1981 at Jim Maxwell's Globe Recording Studio on Dickerson Road in Nashville, Tennessee. It was released later that month on my first 45rpm, on Side-2. "King Of The Fish" was on Side-1.
After 27 years "Please Don't Squeeze the Charmin" is now availble as the title cut on a 2008 Roughshod Records CD Single with "Snakes Don't Sleep On A Hot Rock." BONUS: Lyrics & soundtracks to both songs are on this CD.
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