Uploaded by BY1NO1 on Jul 26, 2008
PLEASE DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Mike Johnson 15 January 1979
VERSE 1:
YOU CAN BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITH CREST
PUT BRYLCREEM IN YOUR HAIR.
PLEASE DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN IN MY STORE.
FEED YOUR KITTY TENDER VITTLES
LIVA-SNAPS FOR YOUR DOG
A MANWICH AIN'T A SANDWICH IT'S A MEAL.
VERSE 2:
YOU CAN EAT A BOWL OF CORN FLAKES
FOR AN EARLY MORNING "ROAR!"
LISTEN TO PARKAY TALK ON YOUR TOAST. "BUTTER!"
YOU CAN TICKLE THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY "HE, HE"
WITH WESSONALITY
SURELY YOU KNOW THINGS GO BETTER WITH COKE.
VERSE 3:
MAXWELL HOUSE COFFEE IS GOOD TO THE LAST DROP.
STARKIST DON'T WANT TUNA WITH GOOD TASTE, "SORRY CHARLIE!"
MILK IS A NATURAL ONE, WITH AN OSCAR MAYER WEINER
LOOK OUT FOR THAT SCHLITZ MALT LIQUOR BULL.
YOU CAN BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITH CREST
PUT BRYLCREEM IN YOUR HAIR
PLEASE DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
PLEASE DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
PLEASE DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN IN MY STORE
MR. WHIPPLE!
YES!
©1981 MAJJ Productions
I wrote this song in 1979 and it was one of the five songs that I recorded at my very first recording session in April 1981 at Jim Maxwell's Globe Recording Studio on Dickerson Road in Nashville, Tennessee. It was released later that month on my first 45rpm, on Side-2. "King Of The Fish" was on Side-1.
After 27 years "Please Don't Squeeze the Charmin" is now availble as the title cut on a 2008 Roughshod Records CD Single with "Snakes Don't Sleep On A Hot Rock." BONUS: Lyrics & soundtracks to both songs are on this CD.
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Mike Johnson music & biography: http://www.cdbaby.com/all/mikejohnson
http://www.freewebs.com/blackyodelno1
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You're thinking of the Charlie Walker song.
BY1NO1 2 years ago
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Mike, That was very good a real funny song, thanks for posting.
Bill
old64goat 3 years ago
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Very Nice
DDR
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Yeah,the song was funny but also,you sing pretty well.
goodoldbill 3 years ago
Thanks. However, at 42-years old, you're still a young'un. Ha, I'm 62 in this video.
BY1NO1 3 years ago
A great performance Mike!!!!!
*****`s
jtls8 3 years ago
Thanks.
BY1NO1 3 years ago