"We Don't Drink" - "We Like Sportz" Anti-Underage Drinking Remake

This is a video parody created by our Safe Streets interns, Hannah Helmke and Elijah Kampsen. They did 100% of the writing, concept development, directing, acting and producing.

Here are the lyrics:
Lyrics:
(Phone ringing)
H: Hello,
E: Hi, Do you wanna go to a party with me?
H: Will there be beer there?
E: Oh, probably. Nevermind...

B: No time to drink and we don't care who knows,
E: From cinemas, H: to our TV shows,
B: We don't have time to drink and we don't care who knows,
E: Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Seinfeld, H: The Office, Big Bro.

H: The show is startin, everyone is here,
I got my snacks, my drinks, not a beer.
E: Just two normal teens hangin out, having fun,
Right teen number two?
H: Yea teen number one.
E: "S" H: to the "O" E: to the "B" H: to the "er",
H: Is all we are because we concur
E: If Hannah drinks she'll be mean all night
H: and If Elijah drinks he'll get in a fight.
E: Watching TV with girls is a pain,
They have emotional ties, there's no way to explain.
H: Survivor, Fear Factor, The bachelor's last rose.
E: For the celebration I'll have to blow my nose.
H: I like my friend he's a real guys guy,
He's not a drunken dork like Ben from Secret Life.

B: We don't drink and we don't care who knows,
E: From soap operas, H: to reality shows,
B: We don't drink and we don't care who knows,
E: Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Seinfeld, H: The Office, Big Bro.

H: Now when I say chug, you say yes.
H: Chug! E: No., H: Chug! E: NO!
E: When I say drinking, you say sucks.
E: Drinking H: Sucks, E: Drinking H: Sucks

E: I watch Amazing cos I like the Race,
You think it's boring, but I think it's great.
H: And I watch Cops as perps steal cars,
Don't believe me? Check my DVR.
B: We're real teens, and we don't drink,
If you say that we do, ...you're wrong.
H: I'm very pretty, and I don't drink,
E: I'm ... funny, and I... don't... drink!
E: If you offer us beers, or kegs, or cases,
We'll look at you dumbfounded with bewildered faces
Like:
B: What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What.

B: We don't drink and we don't care who knows,
E: From Futurama, H: to HBO,
B: We don't drink and we don't care who knows,
E: Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Seinfeld, H: The Office, Big Bro.

E: Throw me the 'mote,
H: Now look at the guide,
E: Now pick out a show,
H: Now watch the show.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• We
• Don't
• Drink

[TheJoshMuse]

Gayyyyyyyy

[Peyoutreaux]

Haha Brilliant!