Dr. Liu Shijuan's Chin100a Skit- Valerie, Jonathan, Debra, Vonny, & Sandy

(Debra and Jon have been together for 3 years. And, today is Debras 21st B-day)

J: Honey/ Baby, Happy Birthday!
D: Oh, thank you, I love you
J: I love you, too
D: Please come in! I have something to tell you
J: What?!
D: I want to go to Japan to learn/study
J: Can you not go?
D: But, I will go to Japan tomorrow
J: No, I don't want you to go

(Jon goes to the bar where Debras sister works there)

Von: Welcome! Please sit down!
Val: Thank you.
Von: Youre welcome. What would you like to drink? We serve many drinks: coffee, beer, milk, water
Val: Do you have boba milk tea?
Von: Im sorry. We dont serve boba milk tea.
Val: One cup of coffee. Thank you.
Von: Okay!

(Jon walks in and sees Val)

J: Miss, are you alone? What is your honorific family name?
Val: My last name is Hoang. My name is Valerie Hoang. How about you?
J: My name is Tsang Jonathan
Val: Its a pleasure to know you
J: Me too. Your name sounds nice
you.
Val: Thank you. Do you have a girlfriend?
J: I dont have one. How about you?
Val: I dont have one either
J: Do you have older brother, younger brother
Val: I have one older brother, two younger brother, two older sister, and one younger sister
J: Wow! You have a lot of people in your family
Val: What is your phone number?
J: My phone number is 626-623-8628. Where do you live?
Val: I live in the dormitory
J: You are a student?!
Val: Yes. I study English. How about you?
J: I am a doctor
Val: Thats very good. Wait, I want to go to restroom.

(Von sees Jon drinking alcohol)

Von: Hi, Jon!
J: Von, how are you?
Von: I am very busy right now. What are you doing now?
J: I am eating and drinking tea with a friend
Von: Really, thats good, thats good
Val: Who is she?
Von: Im his girlfriends sister
Val: Jonathan! Really? You're bad!
Von: How about Debra? Youre stupid.

(Von tells Debra that Jon is not a good guy)

D: I still like him a lot.
Von: I saw him with his new girlfriend
D: Is it true? Impossible.
Von: Its true. I saw them with my own eyes
Von: Its alright. When you go to Japan, you can make lots of friends
D: Okay, I will go to Japan to find a new boyfriend

J: Oh, Debra, Im sorry. I have hurt you. Please come back.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• valerie
• liu shijuan