My youngest sister was worse... http://youtu.be/J-IjNKcbLbc
My sister an hour or two after getting her wisdom teeth out. Her tongue feels like a pickle, apparently. ;)
Background info: She wasn't allowed to eat or drink anything after midnight the night before. She also insisted on watching her DVDs of the first season of Glee all day. The "bra" that we talk about is a Jaw Bra, this thing the oral surgeon gives you that goes around your head and has two pockets on the sides for ice packs.
Transcript:
C: It feels like a pickle!
M: Lemme see-
C: I'm gonna pee, I'm gonna pee, I'm gonna pee-
M: Don't pee, you don't have anything to pee anyway, lemme see it.
Mom: There's your pickle!
C: Is that it or is that my lip?
M: That's your tongue.
C: Aaaaah!
Mom: All right, you ready to drink?
C: No, I don't think I can.
Mom: Okay.
M: I'm not gonna laugh this time-
C: Uuuuh.
Mom: What's that mean?
C: I can't feel anything!
Mom: Can you feel this?
C: "Is this gonna be forever?"
Mom: Is that gonna what?
M: Is it gonna be forever, like David!
Mom: Oh.
C: Okay...Oh, I can't! ...Okay, okay.
M: Deep breaths, like that anesthesia lady-
Mom: Through your nose.
C: I can't feel the cup at all!
Mom: I know! But that's no reason to spit and breathe!
C: Okay.
Mom: Is that good?
M: You're dribblin'. ...You're moving your tongue silly!
C: Drink it like a cat.
Mom: Oh yeah, we could do that. You've got blood on your tongue.
M: Mom, you're dribblin' now.
C: Uh oh, I lost some.
Mom: Yeah you did. ...More, or is that enough?
C: That's okay for now.
Mom: Wanna take an ibuprofen?
C: Yeah, that'd be good.
Mom: With this?
M: Yeah, drugs!
C: Sure!
Dad: She perks right up when you offer drugs.
C: "I have a pickle in my mouth!" ...Owww!
M: Sorry. ...So, wait, how do you know it feels like a pickle? Can you feel it, like-
C: Yeah, I feel like, a, gelatin. Like fat and fuzzy.
M: But you can feel it some places inside your mouth though, that means, right? Like the roof of your mouth or something?
C: Yeah, on the sides.
M: Like on your cheeks?
C: No, on the sides of my teeth.
M: Oh.
C: On the bottom. ...You need to shut up, it hurts when I laugh. Really bad.
Mom: I have a pill!
C: I'm gonna take it.
Mom: All right, where am I gonna put it, on your pickle?
C: Owww!
Mom: Are you gonna be able to swallow a pill?
C: No.
M: It's gonna go somewhere in your mouth!
C: You might gonna have to put it in my throat. (?)
Mom: I am not putting it down your throat, you're gonna have to get it down there yourself. Yeah, that's gonna work.
M: Can you open your mouth? How wide can you open it?
Mom: I'm gonna shoot it. It went under your tongue.
M: Great.
Mom: It's under your pickle.
C: Get it out, get it out, get it out!
Mom: I can't!
M: Do you want me to - well, my hands aren't clean, but-
Mom: "Get it out, get it out, get it out!"
M: I'm not afraid of sticking my hands in her mouth.
Mom: I can't get it. You're gonna have to swallow it.
M: She can't! She can't do it!
Mom: Yes she can.
M: Just move everything around, and-
C: Did you put it in?
Mom: It's under your tongue...It's gonna dissolve. Stick it out.
M: Swallow. There we go.
Mom & M: There it is.
Mom: Okay! There it is.
M: You have to stick it farther down.
Mom: How are you supposed to take this?
C: Guu-wa. (Translation: "Give me more.") ...I got it.
Mom: Oh, good!
M: Good job!
C: Yeah.
Mom: Nice. 'Kay!
M: First pill!
C: *burps*
M: Eww!
C: 'Scu me!
M: How's your tummy feel?
C: Hungry.
M: Oh, good, that's good.
C: Yeah, my mouth hurts, like, the side of my face.
Mom: We're gonna get you ice, right now, but it's-
C: Okay.
M: In your wet bra?
C: Yeah, my wet bra hurts.
Mom: "Your wet bra hurts"?
C: No, I didn't mean that. ...Oww.
M: Did you mean your side of your face hurts? You're making a sad face, with your lips! That's good!
C: I can't hold any other way (?)
M: What are you watching?
C: Glee.
M: Is this your favorite show?
C: Yeah.
M: Have you seen this, is this a new episode?
C: No. I never saw this. It's the pilot.
M: The pilot?
C: *sigh*
M: All right, say bye.
C: Bye!
M: What?
C: Shut up.
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Woozie Womanby visitjustin48,429 views
i guess other ppl react differently cause after i got mine out i slept down stares for like ever and only woke up to go to the bathroom
loving1793 4 months ago
wat show were you watching?????
SpikeandBuffy0018 10 months ago
i cant believe you type a who script if this in the description lol
hinata750 11 months ago
Where do you want me to put it? On your pickle?
Skylerella1 1 year ago
When do u have to take your wisdom teeth out ?
sacajuwea1 1 year ago