Dis Raps For Hire

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A few weeks ago a kid named aysharpietwintip13 wrote me the follow comments asking for a little help...Sharpie, I got your back. Somebody giving you problems? Let me know in the comments, I'll see what I can do.

"My brother says that L-Verse song doesn't count as being a verse with all L's. His name is Charles, please destroy him in a rap."
- aysharpietwintip13

"I asked you to destroy my bro in a rap, here's some info. He's 15, he has a moustache, he grunts instead of answering, he wears black and he hates Chuck Norris. He tries to rap, he thinks that Things 1 and 2 were weak, he's a jerk who always has to throw the last punch! His food can't touch, he doesn't like cheese, potatoes, mayo, or most condiments, ( i thought i'd throw that in).
And don't think I'm hatin' him, it's just that he's a jerk and i want to get back at him just once for all the things he did to me. He's probably gonna hit me once he hears it, but it'll be worth it! PLEASE!"
- aysharpietwintip13



Thanks to the following people for kicking ass on this video:

Beat Produced by: Ed Cayce
Check out/buy more instrumentals from Ed here:
http://thehollowz.bandcamp.com/album/puppycrusher-the-anthology-by-edward-cayce

Shot & Edited by Marc Chester
Produced by Patrick McIntyre for Maker Studios

Overall help and good advice given by Nice Peter, Mary Gutfleisch & Dante Cimadamore. Check those peeps out here:
youtube.com/nicepeter
youtube.com/marydoodles
youtube.com/givememotion

Werd.
-eL

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• Epic Rap Battles Of History
• Nice Peter
• EpicLLOYD
• Dis Raps for Hire
• Hip hop
• comedy
• Mission IMPROVable
• improv
• music

[JaxnRdS]

Dear EpicLLoyd,

There's a jerk at my school, his name is Matt.

He acts like everything he says is right and he judges people for being fat or chubby (me) though he's pretty chunky himself. He lies just to win conversations and brag. And he bullies my three siblings and me, (My little brothers, Jeremy, Nick, and Chris. They're all around age 10.) He makes endless sex jokes, (Like he acts like he's cool) and picks his nose all the time. He doesn't even like rapping! SEND HIM A MESSAGE from my fam!

[727DarthVader]

Dear EpicLLoyd

There is a girl at my school her name is Zoe she is always bragging about how rich she is, and how great Justin Bieber is ( I personally don't like him). She always comes to school with something that's worth hundreds and hundreds of dollars. While she gets a hundred dollars a week my family lives pay-check to pay-check and we could barely afford this computer. PLEASE DESTROY HER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! P.S. thanks

[hecht0520]

listening to this song on headphones, there is a slight echo, i like it.

[UltimateVillain]

It's amazing that about 50% of the people watching these claim to have had a horrible, life destroying situation with some sort of bully. Just like me. This bully err John umm Smith right. He umm picked on me at school and stuff. Can I have my thumbs up now please?

[TeamFlameproductions]

its amazing how many dicks their are in the world

[devix45]

Dear Lloyd, Their is an old Bully. Named "Caynon". He has messed with me and my best freind, he thinks he is cool by listening to rap. But, in reality he is the biggest Redneck in my town. I have tried to ignore him, but teachers don't do anything!

i was homeschooled because of him, then held back.. so, because of his BS he has affected my life forever. and the worst part is he lives nextdoor to me... so PLEASE help Destory him..

[Wafflzz4U]

Dear Lloyd,

Where I work its nice and stuff, but my boss is such a big dick and he takes credit for eveything me and the others do, like the other day I waxed the floor for the owner but when I wen't to go get lunch he took credit for it ALL of it, and he does not really need the money and shit, his family had SO much money and he rub's it in my face so bad, but thats not half of it he lives down the road from me and makes fun of me 24/7.

Please sort these cunt muffin out, thanks.

[mrluvs2spooge1]

so close to 1 million views!

D:

[thepunkman1]

Yo Lloyds mario hat was in the background as a clue

[ZoraLink10nLink]

Dear Lloyd,

My school classmate Mason needs to be beaten down in a Rap because he not only persistently distracts me, but also my other friends and pretty much all the grade 6ers in the class hates him, he is so annoying, he hates everything we like, he describes my physical features as if he was colourblind, he smokes cigarettes and he still yaks my ears out when i yell at him! please destroy this Mason Intrater Prick!

-from ZoraLink10nLink AKA Carson

[mclovin713imd]

Dear EpicLLoyd

My best friend Isaac (used to be) is a major dick. He would blame farts on me in class, not just any farts, like monster farts. Every time I come up with something funny he just takes all the credit for it. He makes fun of e calling me fat, and bullies me. PLEASE CRUSH HIM LLOYD!!!