What men are really thinking

Title says it all.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• what
• men
• are
• really
• thinking
• comedy
• funny
• commercial
• parody
• humor
• spoof
• football
• sex
• bowling
• pizza
• cars
• giant
• breasts
• threesome

[nikoz78]

"What White Men Are Thinking." **fixed**

[fjwjr]

@nikoz78 Lol!

[davewatcher]

Not men, dicks.

[fjwjr]

@davewatcher ?

[chrisfos16]

Have you been cheese nachos?

Well, then sex, draft beer, mile-high-club, chicken wings

If hockey, jungle sex, three-way

You could sex, cars, giant breasts

And with power tools, sex, sports, beef jerky, Miss November

That could mean golf, scotch, fried baloney sandwiches

So pick up that threesome and poker, sex, sweaty sex now

Call 36-24-36

That’s 36-24-36

And remember we don’t football, sex, bowling until you pizza.

[Wink7991]

SeaNanners We Trust !

[IvonGomezgirl]

The first time I saw this I laughed so hard and I've spent about a year trying to find it and now I did! Happy day!

[Mizzouslug]

Brilliant! F*CKING BRILLIANT!!!

[Falconwing]

I remember this commercial... Good times.

[B17Boy]

@stevieG3232 - 36-24-36 refers to the measurements of a woman with a perfect hourglass figure. Think Betty Grable. In American football, the HUDDLE is where the play is called. At the line of scrimmage, the quarterback calls signals to inform his team how the defense is positioned. He may change the play called in the huddle (call an audible) or he may call out a fake audible to fool the defense and run the original play. It's a chess match before the ball is snapped. Then it becomes physical.

[fruitcake117]

@chrisfos16 im pretty sure he said "And remember we don't football, sex, *balding* untill you pizza".

[stevieG3232]

@Rockasaur4223 ahhhhhhhhhhhh i see

[stevieG3232]

@stevieG3232 im from ireland and dont really know anything about american football but do they not shout numbers like that in the hutt or whatever its called???