While rafting on the Putaango River we were abducted by a twisted witch doctor, drugged and hypnotized, we were tormented by thousands of demonic fetish dolls strobing under blacklight. In order to create a ruse and escape, we pretended to worship the tiny plastic idols with our photo device. As the village burned and vapor surrounded us, a mob gathered outside challenging the doctor to a breakdancing duel. We escaped in disguise but live in hiding to this day.
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