Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor - Flight Of The Conchords feat. Arj Barker

One of the top songs for Season 2.

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks

[Jemaine]
Going to the party
Sippin' on Bacardi
Wanna meet a hottie
But there's Adam, Steve and Marty
There's Billy, Todd and Tommy
They're on leave from the army
The only boobs I'll see tonight will be made of origami

[Bret]
Tell the players, make it understood
It ain't no good if there's too much wood
Make sure you know before you go
The dance floor bro-hoe ratio
Five to one is a brodeo
Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go
Wait outside all night to find
Twenty dudes in a conga line

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Easy to fix
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Spread out the dicks

[Dave]
Too many dudes
With too many dicks
Too close to my shit
Too hard to meet chicks
I need better odds
More broads, less rods
I came to do battle
Scadaddle with the cattle prods

[Jemaine]
Too many men
Too many boys
Too many misters
Not enough sisters
Too much time on, too many hands
Not enough ladies, too many mans

[Jemaine]
Too many dicks
Too many dongs
Too many schlongs
Now sing this song

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[Maplickerful]

i wonder where you can get a disco ball cod piece?

[drummererb]

The guy with the glasses and mustache is the Cowboy from The Village People. I'm dead serious, same guy. They got a ton of cameos in this show.

[IAmOogeyHearMeRawr]

I love Jemaine's random gliding across the dancefloor

[RazorbladeAnarchy]

dude it makes sence when ur bakeded

[188gilbert]

mad gay



[95brutal]

they better let Danny DeVito stay

[6996k09669]

TOO MANY DICKS.

[4merlyknownaz]

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[MisterEmage]

i need this discoball-dick! :D

[salopy0]

3 people like dicks on the dance floor

[linglingjr]

such a beast song that be so funny if they just randomly played this at one of our school dances