Mission 3 - F & BS

Forever, by Skidmark and Tuna Ca$$erole.

Special thanks to Robby.

Now there's a plague
that's swept across our land
destroying lives of children
who no longer fit their pants

Couch potato blues, eyes glued, stuck on the tube
Hairs lurching out, splurging out on junk food

You see its getting bad
when kids can't see the light
of fresh air and oxygen
they're stoned on price is right

Consuming cartoons, family feuds, evening news
Soap operas blues, stupid ShamWow dude

With the lack of motivation
and the invention of television
makes ambulare constipation
its a bad situation

For anyone with the mind
desire to exercise
soon find themselves high
on cherry pie and channel 5

Been sitting here for hours, haven't moved one bit
Fat building, brain deflating, bad smell air's legit

Chiseling a tombstone that reads:
"R-I-P, died after too much Mork and Mindy"

So get on up and get movin
cause your ass about to get schoolin
couch potato theories are proven
it melts your brain into sewage

A message from Skid and Tuna Cass
Get outside and jump jacks
We guarantee you'll have a blast
so get outside and shake that ass

The tube will zap your life
Your bones decalcify
Your teeth fall out
With receding hairline

Your roids become fissures
Can't even use the shitter
Fat caught up in zippers
Hair's full of critters

Finger nails bleed
Your butt becomes flabby
Boobs down to your knees
Skin on neck turn flappy

No ring'll fit your finger
Too many layers, getting bigger
Ghost Busters blast you down
Sweating Slimer's grease around

Your brain is oozing out
and Is it really worth the gamble
all your zits explode
leaving your ass in shambles

Toxic fat's unheard of until your ass got up
Dropped off the radioactive kids and nuclear pups

And no hazmat team
can ever tame this absurdity
You can only save yourself
From this state of emergency

The world global warming's got another name
Your violent greenhouse gases are a damn shame

So get on up and get movin
cause your ass is about to get schoolin
couch potato theories are proven
to melt your brain like sewage

A message from Skid and Tuna Cass
It would be best to get off your ass

Exercise cuz vegetatin's killing you fast
The snack food's clogging your cardiovascular paths

Come on couch potatoes, get up and get down
Swing those hips left, right all around

Come on couch potatoes, get up and get down
Or Skid and TC will throw your tv to the ground

Category:

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