Abstinence, Purity Rings, and the JONAS BROTHERS!

This is a PSA that was an assignment for science at the end of the year. enjoy! and keep in mind, if my science teacher liked it; you have no reason to have a hissy fit. deal? ALSO-- this was an assignment and does not reflect our personal views on the matter.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• abstinence
• jobros
• jonas
• brothers
• nick
• purity
• ring
• promise
• joe
• kalia
• kalialialialove

[funkyplayer4212]

If i did this video, I would make a porn out of it showing the correct way to have sex. Things like self control for the guys so they don't 2 pump chump the poor broad, how to use condoms, different contraception techniques and stuff like that followed with a live demonstration.

[KalialialiaLove]

hey! great idea. you should make a video response. for the guys.

[funkyplayer4212]

Abstinence is way to lie to yourself, and to be ill prepared when you loose your self control.

Abstinence is bullshit!

There is nothing wrong with sex it's as natural as nature. Put on a rain jacket and pull out when done if you don't want a kid or itchy bumps.. and you will enjoy it you ignorant brats. Sex is good!

"The only reason where all here is because our ancestors ate and fucked every thing in site." -Penn Jillet-

[KalialialiaLove]

did you READ the description, oh all-knowing funkplayer?!

this was an ASSIGNMENT. for SCHOOL. we dont believe in everything we say in this video.

[amandaluvhp]

I love the song at the end!!! :D

[KalialialiaLove]

haha! Thanks!

[darkslavechaos]

Untrue. You don't have zero changes of getting an STD/STI if you don't have sex. Sharing toilets, blood-to-blood contact, sharing toothbrushes, by birth etc. Sex, ironically, is not the only way of getting STDs/STIs by a long shot.

[Serenitite]

This was great. Really halarious. "Sex can wait-Masturbate!"

[MrEvilshaggy]

I sugest watching "Penn and Teller's Bullshit" episode on abstinence, it's the last one of the fourth season.

Sex is amazing!!!!

[mollythompsonftw]

"Our generation-" "Oh my." "is certainly going to Hell."

"SEX CAN WAIT!" "MASTURBATE!"

hahaha

I actually have a purity ring, and I plan to stay pure until I marry my husband. I feel like it's brought me closer to my Savior, my Creator, and my family.

I hope you guys got a good grade; it was a great video.

[KCrenshaw09]

Did you seriously say "anal" for a school project?...

[girlscanwrestle2]

@joshuawinward

then you have no respect for women, i feel sad for the girl you marry one day. i hope you dont cum on her hair.

[joshuawinward]

u fukin chinky dog and ginger bitch cudnt get laid anyway. i wud cum on ur gigner hair to make it a better colour

[KdawgIly14]

@funkyplayer4212 destroy. he doesn't care about any of us at all. So you have to snap out of it and prove him wrong instead of staying in your comfort zone because it's not gonna do any help.

[KdawgIly14]

@funkyplayer4212 Well, I'll pray for you. Because I really care about my society I'm living in. Especially if you're my sibling in God's name. And it's not exactly that our brains are powerful..it's just that satan is trying to take over your brain so you can think that God doesn't exist. I deal with it all the time...we ALL do. And you have to overcome that because he wants you to believe it and lull you to sleep so you won't have a chance to know God. satan just wants to steal, kill and

[funkyplayer4212]

@KdawgIly14 I will tell you helps me through my life... It is the fact that i endlessly try to understand the world i can see, taste, touch, feel and smell. As humans we have very powerful brains, but to a fault. We also carry a lot of evolutionary baggage for things we needed to use in the past to survive, but in today's world are not so important anymore.

My goal is to come to terms with my reality, as hard as it might be, and then make my reality better, rather than my delusions better.

[KdawgIly14]

@funkyplayer4212 I go through battles everyday but I skip it cuz I know God is dealing with it. And it's not arrogance. It's CONFIDENCE.

[KdawgIly14]

@funkyplayer4212 Nahh, I'm not confused....you are. And I don't mean it in a mean way but you're letting satan tell you things that you're taking to heart and that's no good. I'm trying to help you here and you just keep denying. And believe me....things aren't harder than they have to be! They're actually easier. Because I leave it to God.They were actually harder before I even knew God. So you're wrong. Absolutely nothing is hard for me cuz I have Jesus in my heart.