Roomie Rap Bro

China man raps, bro raps, fat kid raps, old man raps....
LYRICS

CHINA MAN.
Thank you for helping us find the song
I introduce myself my name a Hungdong
If you make fun of my asian name
I challenge you to a ping pong game
sitting in class all day hurt my tooshi
if you get hungry ill serve you some sushi
cant see outside when foggy
but still kick ur ass like Mr. Miagi
tokyo drift I drive Ferrari
if you need a ride... OH SOOOO SORRRY

BRO DUDE
Names Bill Bro Baggins
collars popped, flat brim
got 5 more my collection ant slackin
ya im a bro so dude stop askin...BRO
GTL is my daily routine
when I get it in with a lil BROtien
just shaved my chest so im feelin real clean
Fist pumpin all night at the club scene

FAT KID
some of my friends call me chunky chad
other people say im as big as my dad
Fat Back....Fat Back
merkin cold cuts while playin Duty
I love peanuts call me snoopy
Which is bigger my gut or my bootie
Krispy Kreme is my joint
McDoubles with Mac sauce are on point
I guess at wendys you know when its real
I spend twice as much when I get a Deal

OLD MAN
I woke up this morning with a back ace
too many pills perscribed to take
I can barley walk without my cane
me and my wife live on Deaths lane
I always knew that hag was insane
eveyday with her is a drag on my brain
Old man...old man
again the other night i took a crap in pants
the store manager said it was my last chance
casue I drug it up and down the isle like before
I painted a POO picture on the floor OLD MAN

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• China
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• bro
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• fat
• kid
• old
• roommate
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• roomie

[jwagner207]

Stupid funny!