The Legend of Zelda Commercial

Proof that methamphetamine is a spectator sport.

haha i remember seeing this and getting worried that bad things would happen to my mind if i played the game. he was obviously a bit off if not obsessed.

then i played it.

Somebody needs to lay off the drugs.

Lol hilaroius i dont think that'd make me want to buy it htough...

now, the package and the E"now youre playin with power" logo would, nintendo was da ish back in da day.

what the...?

Then his mom walks in, and he's cowering on the floor naked, screaming "Zelda" over and over again, with the walls and floors coated in his own warm feces.

I hate to say it, buy me too!

O.o

Twilight Princess has the same nightmarish creatures this freak fears, plus a female demon from another dimension who is also your shadow and talks to your mind, you transform into a sacred beast, paradise is populated by human-faced turkeys and you can actually play it by waving at your TV.

So keep this guy away from it or he'll end up making Ganon voodoo dolls out of kindergarteners.

@BohemianBlasphemy

I'd pay to see what that kind of voodoo doll would look like.