Rant Rap: The Douchebag

The title explains it all.

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If need be, here are the lyrics:

I go to a party and what do I find
A preppy looking bastard holding up a peace sign
Strutting around like hes all that and a bag of chips
I cant help but notice a freakin cell phone clip
Hanging out of his pocket with his iPhone in hand
Of the arm where he sports a whack-ass baby blue wristband
Has a piercing in each ear
Rather drink Gatorade & vodka than a beer
Pink polo, collar popped, thinking he can crip walk
Hair gel, face bare, so gay it's not even fair
Wearing the lip balm he probably stole from his mom
Puckering his lips tight, Zoolander's here tonight?
Eyebrows plucked, Backwards hat
Spray on tan, what's up with that?
Hitting on chicks that cannot even stand up on their own
Oh yeah, you're the man, with your "I love mom" tat shown.
Sliding into every picture posing like an action figure
Flexing all that he can, telling girls he's in a band
His belt cant even hold his pants, and when he gets the urge to dance
It seems that he had learned his moves from Douchebag Heroes 1 and 2.
Has an over-exaggerated sense of self-appeal
A pretentious little loser, is he honestly for real?
Those non-prescription glasses make him that more idiotic
His enormous ego makes up for his little (OHHHH burn)
Pretty boy? No, douchebag.
He's the one who shouldnt brag
About his looks, about his style
He's the one thats in denial
Everybody hates him and they wish that he would die
But he feels that we are haters and we want to be that guy (okay.)
Breaking news! You're a moron
Who would want to be called one?
His favorite song of all time is Nelly's "Hot in Here"
Even the homosexicals are hiding in fear
I've got plenty of names that I would call him out loud
But I will be considerate and make my mama proud.
Nah, f*ck that!
He's Mr. Douchebagger McDoucherson from 13 Douchebag Way
Down the street from Douchebags R Us, Douchebaggville, USA.
I have named him the douchiest douchebag around
Known to douchmankind
Eats Douchaloops for breakfast
Watches Douchefest 08
And always finds the time to
Be a douchebag
Be be a douchebag
A d-o-u-c-h-e-bag.

A cappella

On the douchebagometer he is clearly off the scale
A Douchebagasaurus Rex is his favorite animal
I want to send him to douchbagdad and get exploded
Into bite-size douchebagnuggets.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• SoarOfTheConchords
• rant
• rap
• the
• douchebag

[hotgreg]

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[beatnikmichelle]

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[DhiscoStu]

<3

[michellemiller1995]

Jeez I've Been Watching This Video Over Over Again...

[ThePurpleNano]

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[xdreamlovelivelaughx]

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[lovelyys]

ahahaha

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[justinden99]

dont rip off of Flight of the Conchords

[nuway123]

oh and again ur supaa cute! lol 4got to put that in.

[nuway123]

i had to watch it again...

ur good at raping lol

douchbag's are the aposite of a man

more like gay ass holes haha!

nothing against gays lol

[rileytheballerina]

His nonprescription glasses make him that more idiotic, his enormous ego makes up for his little.. AWW BURN!

haha this was amazing

[TwistedElegance18]

oh my god your my hero

seriously

i almost died laughing