TV Lover (Matt's Tornado)

A birthday gift for MJM and a moral tale from Matt, who is a real person.

Apologies for the poor vocal clarity. It could not be avoided, and it's probably for the best. Here are the words so that you can sing along.

There was a guy called Matt
Who had a very big TV.
He said it was the greatest thing he'd ever seen.

He loved his TV so much, he kissed it
And everything
His girlfriend got jealous so he dumped her
For his really big TV

TV Lover, TV Lover, TV Lover, he loved it like no other.
TV Lover, TV Lover, TV Lover, he never saw it coming...

One day, while watching Jersey Shore
There was a rumbling from the floor
He laughed, 'cos he knew his TV
Was Earthquake-proof

He kept watching that show
That silly, silly, silly show
He didn't notice that outside,
There was a Tornado.

TV Lover, TV Lover, TV Lover, blew over and it crushed him.
TV Lover, TV Lover, TV Lover, now they're both in a dustbin.

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That was.... great. Thanks, for that.