"Truth In Advertising: AXE"...Five Pound Dumbbells

The sixth song from Five Pound Dumbbells. Please enjoy!

Herbal essences never made me scream with joy
I ate a king-size Whopper and still felt like a boy
Coca-cola didn't make me sing on a hill for peace
I drank a red bull but it didn't give me wings

But Axe, you told the truth
I'm glad I trusted you
Yeah Axe, you got it done
And now I'm number one
...with the number 10s

I have my air jordans but still I can't quite dunk
I shave with a Gillette Fusion but I'm not a hunk
I got a Von Dutch hat when Ashton told me to
He doesn't wear his anymore, what should I do

But Axe, your commercials are so accurate
One spray of Instinct and the girls make me their pet

I've got my American apparel cardigan
I'm not indie but at least I can pretent
I bet someday I'll dye my hair with just for men
But it won't look so natural that no one can tell

Axe, I put you on
And turn the ladies on
They shampoo my hair
and clean my underwear, it almost isn't fair
Axe, I thought you lied
But to my surprise
They flock to me like honey

It's like I'm covered in honey...

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Music

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• axe
• deodorant
• commercials
• just for men
• coca-cola
• red bull
• whopper
• burger king
• air jordan
• gillette fusion
• herbal essences