Birdshot (The Ballad of Birds Pooping on my Car)

I recorded this in my driveway, circa 1999. My car kept collecting bird crap in the same place no matter where I parked. So, of course, up goes camera on tripod. Nearly a decade later, I come across the footage and decide its time to edit, cause there's this ridiculous YouTube thing now. Set to the music of "Theme: Cave" by Dom Casual (www.myspace.com/domcasual).

Category:

Pets & Animals

Tags:

• bird
• poop
• dom
• casual
• bluejay
• crap

[JL157]

Strange. How did you get them to stop coming back, the water?

[fmaske]

I didn't. They just kept coming. It's been a long time, but I seem to remember wrapping a plastic bag around the mirror after parking it.

[gkdrummerboy]

Fold your mirrors in, birds like to look at themselves. Fuckers.

[MarcDigital]

I'm having this exact problem, what was your remedy?

[RedRiderRod]

it always happens, soon after I spent all day washing my car!!! (..angry face)

[nb1001]

lol, this exact thing is happening to me now. I just cleaned it off yesterday, and today i walk outside and what do you know, more poop.