Lavender Streetz: Pokemon Rap

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Uploaded by on Jul 2, 2010

re-upload--- copyright issues on the video I assume.

by MC Jack
MYSPACE: www.myspace.com/mcjackrap
YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/user/JesusHessel

MP3 Download: http://www.mediafire.com/?fqhhnnzuzmn

V1
A brief introduction, for those who don't know
An evil curse was laid here, a long long time ago
And to this day, we live the affliction bestowed
cause Lavender Town is where pokesouls go

and so, with this burden comes complications
cause mourning trainers travel to this very location
seeking vindication and without discrimination
you'll be offered in frustration a reputation annihilation

Yo, Who's that now, what do I spy?
Another punk ass trainer waltzin in all shiny-eyed
Just a, small fry, a lost soul lead awry
He should know this is where pokemon come once they die

and your luck has run dry, but welcome to the debut
of the shady gang violence about to ensue
it's true, we're probably not exactly what you're used to
We don't normally fight with guns, so Charizard I choose you!

Chorus
These are the lavender streets and they'll eat you alive
Ghosts and godly trainers, in this town they thrive
Your pokes will take a dive, the pokemon center will revive
Pray you'll make it out of here not life deprived

That's right, so lock your doors and keep your lights on
Cause right outside you know the underground poke-fight's on
2 gang trainers with 100s withdrawn
Trying to forget their past friends long-lost and gone

V2
The people in these streets have nothing to lose
Anger built up inside, other trainer's they'll abuse
Drinking lots of booze, anti-depressant overuse
Their best poke-pals they could not rescue

and so adieu to all of you, not living the true life
cause unless you've lost a friend, you can't honestly view strife
subdued knife, and that'd naturally be enough for you right?
What if your pokemon became a ghost, sprite tonight?

The tight, bond you had most likely created
quickly abated, your mind cannot be vacated or sedated
the times you were elated, perhaps this loss was fated
friendships cannot be easily recreated

and then comes the hatred, and town with the curse
These lavender streets, can't say your life will be reversed
but I do guarantee in other's pain you'll be immersed
cause beatin up others couldn't possibly make things worse

V3
And it's not just the humans that come to mourn
anyone can have their entire life war torn
and filled with scorn the day their world was reborn
Cubone's mother died and now he's more than forlorn

City adorned, every night with hostility
Even if your poke has the runaway ability
You'll be forced to humility, and in all probability
You'll be cryin home to mom with a lost sense of virility

Civility, I'll offer you one last chance
to please, for your own good take a more humble stance
a final warning, your poke's levels not advanced
Watch out or I'll slice you up with a swords dance

romance, you're gonna love my awesome team
they know every awesome move including smoke screen and hyper beam
you know what I mean? I'm about to start a gang regime
In these streets my poke's extremely esteemed

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This video is a response to Bill Cosby Pokemon Rap
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  • @BriGuyShiniGami why even compare them nothing to do with is I mean less then anything

  • Rly good

  • @JesusHessel alright sounds good

  • @pikabluehistorians unfortunately im not sure how long this will take me to get parts, but sounds good to wait to get your new parts, eh? Use whatevers for your beat, I'm probably gonna make one though.

  • @JesusHessel alright that sounds good, can i use an instrumental or make my own beat? I could probably get mine done within this week. Unfortunately my good mic wont be here until mid February, but i can just use my crappy one haha.

  • @pikabluehistorians haha okay, I wanna start rapping again. Hope I have all the cords to my mic, may need to order a few parts. ~1 min each? Might take a bit longer and make my own beat, if that's cool.

  • @JesusHessel Ok, pick a beat and lets go

  • @pikabluehistorians I think we need to have a pokerap battle

  • @JesusHessel i agree, i also have amazing raps.

  • @pikabluehistorians not to start a poke-beef, but you need a new mic! :P boom.

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