Mata's Milkshake Dance

This show disturbs me on so many levels

I'm monkeyed up!

that chimp is stupid...especially 4 a chimp.

Not quite Maria Shashkova dancing to "Shik Shak Shok," but it'll just have to do! By the way-- I notice that in a valiant but wholly ignorant attempt at providing a "Middle Eastern" flavour to the purported bellydance music, the studio-musician banjoist is simply improvising variations on the old American fiddle tune "Cripple Creek!" Quanto molto bizzarro. As the learned Professor Ludwig von Drake used to say, "Monkeys is der craziest peoples!" (& vice-versa, judging by some commentary here!)

Shake it, Mama!

A sign of the apocalypse