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The University of Findlay - Who Would't Want a Monorail?!

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Published on Mar 31, 2014

A little 2014 April fools fun. Hope everyone enjoyed! Would be pretty awesome though I think!


Well, sir, there's nothing on Earth
Like a genuine, bona fide
Electrified, six-car monorail
What'd I say?

Monorail
What's it called?
Monorail
That's right! Monorail

Monorail
Monorail
Monorail

I hear those things are awfully loud.
It glides as softly as a cloud.
Is there a chance the track could bend?
Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

What about us brain-dead slobs?
You'll be given cushy jobs.
Were you sent here by the Devil?
No, good sir, I'm on the level.

The ring came off my pudding can.
Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's Springfield's only choice,
throw up your hands and raise your voice!

Monorail
What's it called?
Monorail
Once again
Monorail

But Main Street's still all cracked and broken.
Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken.

Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!

Mono, d'oh!

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