King Earl Boogie Band - Plastic Jesus

Thanks everyone for the support of this great track, but expecially to those of you who pointed out that this wasn't the first version (I thunk it woz). I'm huntin out others now!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Plastic
• Jesus

[nbelsky]

I'm safe from all sorts of folly, 'cause I got the goddess Kali

Riding on the dashboard of my car.

Traffic cops they never scold me,

She has got eight arms to hold me.

riding on the dashboard of my car.

My life is a bed of roses, 'cause I got magnetic Moses.

Riding on the dashboard of my car.

Traffic jams don't bother me.

They part just like the old Red Sea.

Riding on the dashboard of my car.

[carmium]

Prayed to God but I'm still waitin' so I bought a plastic Satan, As a car accessory he's swell! When the weather's not too rosy he keeps the car all warm 'n' cosy, I don't really mind the sulfur smell! All the traffic flees in panic when they sense something satanic come their way at 90 miles per hour! Maybe it's the purple lightnin' other drivers find so frightnin' Me, I just enjoy the extra power.

[joeysn7hvn]

Thank you Heathen drunks who wrote this song. It's cool

[mjgross2]

Though I sin and though I swear,

Plastic Jesus, he don't care

He don't condemn me, though I give him reason

To keep him thinking I'm a saint

I give him a fresh coat of paint

And he knows that I ain't no lousy heathen

[niedec]

When I'm driving 'round at night,

I know I can feel alright

if my eyes should close every now and then.

Plastic Jesus will protect me.

Either that, or resurrect me

someday, should I sleep through "Left Lane Ends."

[princeadeshoga]

@carmium LOL Plastic Satan LOL

[carmium]

Crap. Now I know why everyone double-spaced their lyric posting. Stoopid YT ignores the return key.

[rtch77]

good job

[boc1953]

@nbelsky If I ever lose my way,

I just turn to him and say

"You know the way, the bible tells me so"

So I never need to stress

and I don't need no GPS

'Cos plastic Jesus tells me where to go

[MACHAWK123]

One of those songs that has stuck in my mind for nearly 40 years and still as good today as it was then, from a fabulous album too!