#5 - Me Reading Jokes

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Please note that these jokes are not written by me, they are from various sources.

A guy dies and is sent to hell. Extremely frightened because of that, he is very surprised when he arrives; beach, palm trees, sun is shining, happy people around in shorts and bikinis. Behind the next corner there are people eating great food and there's some cool music playing.
After some time of wondering, a man in an expensive suit approaches him and says: "Hi, you must be the new one. Welcome to hell, I'm the devil. As you're gonna spend eternity here, make yourself comfortable and have a drink. If anything bothers you, always feel free to ask me."
The guy still doesn't really understand what's going on, this is not what he expected. But finally he decides to inspect the area. Everywhere he goes, there are people laughing and having a great time, there's games, party and fun all around. Then he arrives at a steep cliff that divides the paradise hell from an area underneath, and there is hell as we know it: demons torturing the doomed, there's fire and the smell of brimstone.
Shocked, he runs to the devil and says "Devil, how can that be? Here, we have the sweet eternity and down there people are tortured and burned! How can that be?!"
The devil laughs and says "Oh, that. That's the Catholics - they want it that way."

Category:

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• catholic

[zezasu]

LOL Rodney and jokes = PURE WIN

[cloud9193]

"this is me, telling jokes"

makes all the videos awesome.

[JJCtheBeast]

lol @ people referring to a religion as a race. Also, keep 'em comming Rodney!

[florianwicher]

@Johny40Se7en this-is-the-joke -.-

[pedinoway2]

what isyour religion rodney?

[Johny40Se7en]

This is funny but also cruel and a bit mean, maybe that's the way 'Catholic' believe it - that hell is a place of burning fires etc I mean =/

Still keep the jokes coming but try to be careful with the religious stuff Rodney.

[xTYROCKx]

IM NOT GOING TO SAY YOU ARE RASIST BUT now you made me VERY sad when i watch your videos REVIEWS !!!!!!!

[4thwatcher777]

@mzcullen1924 Um religionist stupid

[thevideoguy555]

It's not racist, and you misspelled racist and Christian.