Looking in the Wrong Place

Inspired by the antics of the TSA.

Verse #1:
Driving to the airport
I close my eyes and pray
Oh God up there in heaven
Save me from the TSA

I'll do just what they tell me
I'll try to keep them pleased
But I'll be the one who's beggin
When they get down on their knees

Chorus:
I know they're looking for shit that blows shit up
But they're looking in the wrong place
They're gonna be shit outta luck
Cos they're lookin in the wrong place
There's nothing down there they need to be scared of
But they're still pulling on that rubber glove

Verse #2:
I got my pants down by my ankles
And my plane has up and gone
And the man goes round behind me
And he says he won't take long

Then he asks me where I'm going
And he asks me where I'm from
I said before we go much further
Could you please remove that wand

Chorus:
I know you're looking for shit that blows shit up
But you're looking in the wrong place
You're gonna be shit outta luck
Cos you're lookin in the wrong place
Oh why you gotta do those things you do
When all you're gonna find up there is poo

Bridge:
You gotta take your shoes off
And your jacket too
You gotta fold it neatly
You gotta smile so sweetly
You gotta lose that artificial leg
And when you fall down it's on your head
It seems like the terrorists have won

Chorus:
Because they're looking for shit that blows shit up
But they're looking in the wrong place
They're gonna be shit outta luck
Cos they're lookin in the wrong place
Got nothing down there they need to be scared of
Nothing in my underwear but love

Category:

Music

Tags:

• TSA
• junk
• banjolele
• ukulele
• comedy
• song
• civil liberties
• airport
• traveler
• tourist
• security
• INS
• terrorism
• search
• fly
• politics
• freedom

[ansipage]

Merry Christmas TSA. Love the reverb! 

[neihuslim]

We went to the States late last year, hopped about here and there, and so went through airport security many times. Farcical it is, an eminently worthy target.

Enjoyed the song.

[nucular1000]

So true! I'm always so angry when I get to the airport. I support President Obama, but enough is enough! STOP this war of terror against humanity. Paranoia is so unnerving.

[ArizonaSean]

Love it.

[ArizonaSean]

lol. LOVE it!!!!

[ansipage]

All the credit goes to Norman!