Terminator Salvation Review

Retrorific episode 6.

Terminator Salvation: Is it any good? Does it wipe away the bitter memory of T3? Watch this review to find out. Unless you've already seen it .... in which case you should watch this review anyway. Nod along as we reaffirm your opinions or shout angrily at the screen as we contradict them.

Next time on retrorific: Transformers Revenge of the Fallen..... maybe.

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• McG
• Christian
• Bale
• terminator
• salvation
• movie
• review
• awesome
• sauce
• anton
• yelchin
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• pretty
• good

[TheVerySpecialThommy]

omg that guy on the right looks so gaaaayyy

does your ass still hurt from yesterday?

fgt

[retrorific]

Does my ass still hurt? Don't flatter yourself, you couldn't make me hurt with a 10 inch extension.

[MiketheMutant1993]

Going back to 2011 and rallying the military to fight HKs and Harvesters...

I hate you Mc G. I've written better scripts than that high. No joke, I actually have.

[retrorific]

We'd like to see these scripts of yours....

[DarkWolfIOI]

Great video guys! Chris (the dude on the right?) nailed everything I loathed about this film... nay, this celleloid abomination. A weak, meandering storyline; 2D characters; one-note acting; zero regard for the Terminator mythology; and, at times, illogical plot developments (why not just kill Kyle?). I mean the franchise "jumped the shark" in T3, so I wasn't overly disappointed, but it would be nice to let it die with dignity. Anyway, I'll look forward to your next review.

[retrorific]

Thanks.

The next review will be Transformers 2.

[MiketheMutant1993]

@retrorific Okay, cool, give me an email address to send them to and I'll be happy to plug myself.

[huntersolutions]

The icing on the cake was you reading the SFX article, please tell me that you made that up? If that shit stain McG was serious and he gets the green light to do it then im going to set myself on fire outside his house like those monks in Vietnam.

[FantabulousMKL]

I adore the first two terminator movies (but not T3) & was totally willing to give this film a chance (despite Chris telling me that it sucked). However, having seen this film, I can't even express how dissapointed I was. It was even worse than your review made it sound, which is saying something!

[B8C23]

...Im Batman....I mean, John Connor

[chochmah]

Great review. T4 also sucks as a Movie.

[fleckx]

Saying that John Connor just sits around on a walkie talkie the whole time and that Kate Connor's character just shows up and disappears completely destroys your credibility. Sorry. Douchebags. Sorry, I had to say something rude. You deserve it.

[togalogs]

Great review.

Shame they sold out with a cheapo straight to DVD style movie instead of doing any justice to the source material.