HELP WANTED, original, Chuck Picklesimer

This is song number two from my novelty cd Dead Ninja Christmas
These are available on itunes if anyone desires. There are 11 original songs on the album. HELP WANTED Copyright 2006 Chuck Picklesimer

Leprechauns are tricky and pixies hard to find. Poltergeist are kinda nice but tend to
Read your mind. Brownies can be helpful. Sprites are helpful too, but if you are
A little elf he has some work for you.

Santa put a help wanted ad in the paper. Said I need some little helpers for a lot of little
Labor. Youll be working every day, every hour, every minute. Youll be loading Santas
Sleigh with every toy you can put in it.

Leprechauns are tricky and pixies hard to find. Poltergeist are kinda nice but tend to
Read your mind. Brownies can be helpful. Sprites are helpful too, but if you are
A little elf he has some work for you.

Billy Bob Michael Green soon appeared upon the scene. Saying I am the king of all
Elves. By your white beard and hair, were the answer to your prayer. We will load
All of your toys all by ourselves. If you ever hear an elf make a speech like that, tell
Yourself you heard it right. Leprechauns and pixies work O K, but elves
Provide delight.

With their lucky pointed shoes and their streamlined hats and the mice
They love to ride. Theyre as fast cats can blink an eye and artfully they hide.

You can Look Behind a tree. You can look beneath a leaf.
You can look in drops of dew, but no
Matter How you try yourself, you never get to spy an elf unless he wants you to.
No matter how you try yourself, you never get to spy an elf unless he wants you to.


So the elves got to liftin and the load got to shiftin and they took it all outside.
Santa Claus was attracted by the way these workers acted and he said, you saved my life.

I will write a history about the way you worked for me. Ill see it published
Thru the land. When I need great labor, you are my life savor. Youre the
King of all the elves. Youre the man.
King of all the elves. Youre the man.

Leprechauns are tricky and pixies hard to find. Poltergeist are kinda nice but tend to
Read your mind. Brownies can be helpful. Sprites are helpful too, but if you are
An elf at heart he has some work for you. (and you, and you, and you, and you, and you).

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• elves

[CD12291977]

Thats a rough bunch right there. That looks like a job that I would like to be on. I miss it sometimes.

Song was great chuck.

[chuxtrux]

hi charlie, you might miss the work and the guys, but not the lack of winter work, merry christmas and such, chuck.

[Gregmovolt1]

That was great chuck. This has a great Christmas melody. Well done. 5 stars. = )

[chuxtrux]

thanks very much greg. i am pleased that you like it. be well, chuck.

[oldfolkiepad]

What fun! A great song for Christmas, really catchy, with nice, amusing lyrics, and I particularly like the accompaniment. Best of elf to you, Chuck!

Paddy

[chuxtrux]

thanks paddy, this one was fun to do in the studio too, chuck.

[chuxtrux]

hi craig, thanks for listening and the nice comment., chuck.

[craggery]

Absolutely beautiful!!

Craig

[chuxtrux]

hi anette. i'm happy to hear that you like the song. thanks for taking the time to listen, chuck.

[chuxtrux]

hi jack. thanks for the listen. glad you liked it, chuck.