A Maverickan Beauty - Song to Sarah

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Written & Directed by
Kevin Porter

Sarah, you've seen a lot of negative press and a lot of relentlessly hurtful videos cross your path, but baby, that don't phase you. This one's for you. I love you.

Cameramen:
Alex Regnery
Jarrodd Rodgers
Jordan Real

Special Thanks
The People of Kingwood
Kelsey Manning
Ryan McGill
Stephen Colbert
Bruce Springsteen
and Ron Paul

LYRICS:
Sarah Palin, words are failin'
To get across to you just what I'm sayin'
Governor of Alaska, not the state of Nebraska
Could you govern this love I got for you if I asked ya?

Come stay with me, you can pray with me
Like a God and Jesus lovin' Tina Fey to me
The polls all say that it's too late
But I'm thinkin' you and I can redefine swing state
No bridge to nowhere can keep us apart
Oh babygirl, I'm gonna build a bridge to your heart

(Chorus)
I didn't wanna vote but now I do
And it's not for McCain it's because of you
Polish my shotgun, shoot me a moose
Let me sip some of your Wasilla juice
I know you girl, I know your world
And the list of your faults that the Democrats unfurl
Don't phase me babe, you amaze me babe
Let's make you Vice President today

All of your supporters, they've all got your back
The plumbers, hockey mothers, and the Joe six packs
Say it ain't so Joe. You're workin' up my mojo.
And that's my "bush doctrine" as a matter of fact

You can see Russia from your house, from your view
But can you see how much I wanna get with you
Forget the Todd, we can go ramrod
I can be your Cindy, I can be your number two

You're the one who can show me what class is
Baby let me in and I'll be foggin' up those glasses
I can show you what a great spouse is
As many hugs and kisses as McCain has houses
You're the one who gives me the thrill
When I see you girl, I just wanna drill baby drill

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
And if you should lose on the 4th
And I don't see you much anymore
Well that's alright. That's all well.
I'll see you on the ticket in the year 2012

[Chorus]

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[MrFrothingham]

hey, is that in houston?

[drfunky17]

It is, in fact, in both Austin and Kingwood TX, a suburban area just a little bit north of Houston.

[bigwesut89]

hilarious

[watcheye]

"Wasilla Juice" comes in American and Patriot flavors. This is amazing, man - well done.

[salbella50]

...If you see ROCKTHEFACTS......TELL THEM THEY ARE GOING TO BE COCKSUCKERS...AND PROSTITUTES.....YOU DUMB FUCKS

[Otheym87]

@geezemycheese It's a shame that it took us all a year to notice this, but you do know "terrible" is spelled with two "r"s, right? Terible, though. Yer right. Absalutely auful.

[lazerbeam134]

xD I wanna Drill baby Drill xD

[geoffsuncle]

good work

[yellowhostt]

Austin! The Blanton! Spaghetti art! Copper Balls!!!! Loved it.

[screamforrain164]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!

[geezemycheese]

Oh my gosh!!!!! Stupid is probly his middle name!! that was T-E-R-I-B-L-E!!!!!!! NO ONE I repeat NO ONE needs to see him in jean short shorts!!!:) GET A FREAKIN PONCHO THAT GOES DOWN TO YOUR ANKLES:) LOL

[tttar]

Leave Tweety Bird alone.

[helltrackrider]

Nice Jean shorts...

i believe that this should serve as an example as to why all soul snatching red headed day walkers should stay away from youtube and all cameras if necessary.

Ron Paul...2012.