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Official Site: http://www.lizzythelezzy.com Lizzy the Lezzy Stand up comedy videos:
Lizzy's funny Christmas special video!
with subtitles in english and spanish!
Lizzy's christmas special with songs to send to your friends this xmas... please share! Merry Muff Munch everyone! Have a very merry christmas!




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Lizzy the Lezzy Standup comedy:
Christmas Special!

I'm lizzy the lezzy and Christmas is here
I'm lizzy the lezzy so let's shout and cheer!
I'm lizzy the lezzy, hope Santa brings me
I'm lizzy the lezzy, a Christmas pussy

Hello. I'm lizzy the lezzy and it's Christmas, when we celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, or as my mum calls him, Jesus Christ all bloody mighty.

Anyway, like Jesus, I'm Jewish, which means I'm not actually supposed to celebrate Christmas, but fuck it, everyone else is, and so I've decided to prepare a little Christmas song for you all.

Lizzy the hairy lezzy
Had a very hairy muff na na na na na
And if you ever saw it,
you would even say it's rough na na na na na
All of the other lezzies
used to laugh and call her names na na na na na
They never let poor lizzy,
join in any lezzy games.
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say
Lizzy with your muff so long
Wont you drag my sleigh along?
Then how the lezzies loved her
And they grew their muffs long too, they shouted out
Lizzy the hairy lezzy, let me go down on you!

Hehe hope I do get a Christmas muff munch. hmmm. Maybe I should shave my muff after all.

We wish you a merry muff munch,
we wish you a merry muff munch,
we wish you a merry muff munch,
on a nice shaven muff!

Merry Christmas everybody!

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  • I have been cringing at Christmas Carols all month but this one isn't half bad =)

    *procedes to drive housemates crazy with this uber gay christmas song* =)

  • @mindlesspixie haha thanks and merry muffmas!

  • you deserve real recognition! I wish I'd heard of you before today! You are hilarious!

  • @TheSami1973 thank you, thank you munchly! glad you found me!

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  • i am so addicted to all your video

  • lol a christmas pussy

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  • Merry Muffmunch to all....and to all a good Dike..!

  • SUBSCRIBED !

  • this is fantastic ...thankx

  • Don't tell anybody I know, but this was cute and funny! I will disavow ever having watched this if questioned by my Pastor!

  • Can't stop laughing LMFAO.

  • "Had a very hairy muff... manananana..." LOL

  • @zpejderzab you sound just like me although I have had one but it didn't really count as she was my straight friend!!

  • this is too fucking funny, i like the way she sings "nah nah nah," in between the words

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