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Unbelievably Messed-Up Bible Stories: Noah's Ark

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  • @Onemillionmoney Um. I've actually been to church and was baptized. But today, I know it's all baloney and that there is no god. Your statement is about as silly as me telling you to go to a Mosque and worship to Allah and I'll bet you'll convert, but until you do this your opinion is worthless.

  • @Onemillionmoney what do you mean baptism doesn't mean much? The christians I've talked to believe you go to hell if you're not baptised. If you don't care that he believes or not why are you telling him to go to church? You are deluded and sound bat shit crazy. Stop poisoning us with your superstitious hocus pocus nonsense.

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  • @LordSillyBottom u become born again by praying and asking god to come into your heart

  • @MordieSG This is where different parts of Christianity separate and interpret the Bible their own way. In Rom 4:1, it is said that Abraham believed in God and his faith was enough to grant him salvation. The church I used to attend only used baptism as a symbol that united the family being baptized and the congregation. But this was a while ago before I was agnostic.

  • @babymariemerchant It actually is it is one of the 9 things jesus said you need to do in order to get into heaven. Well besides selling everything hating your family and other insane things.

  • @TeenageIronman go fuck yourself you smelly old goat bitch.

  • @TheOkami1113 lol

  • @Astarforsaken In many sanctions of Christianity, and the one I was once a part of, the Brethren, baptism was not necessary to get into heaven. You'll usually find that Catholicism demands baptism as a way into heaven. So yes, you will hear from many different Christians that baptism is necessary and from others, it is not.

  • @TeenageIronman I'm Invisible Pink Unicorn-ian, and I enjoy these because I know our version makes sense.

  • @TeenageIronman Do you believe a talking ant is logical?

  • @MrNewkingjames So why not invent even more absurd things, like a talking ant?

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