Uploaded on Nov 17, 2010
BATMAN RETURNS 1992
Penguin addresses his legion of penguins
My penguins ... We stand at a great
threshold. It's okay to be
scared. Many of you won't be
coming back ...
He's choked up. He has to pause, compose himself.
Thanks to Batman, the time has
come to punish all God's chillun ...
first, second, third and fourth-born,
why be biased? Male and female ...
hell, the sexes are equal with
their erogenous zones blown sky-high ...
In this area are TV monitors scavenged from the Arctic
World info-pavilion and other technology cannibalized
from the old exhibit. Today the screens show various
angles of the sleeping city. The Fat Clown mans the
Forward, march! The liberation of
Gotham has begun!
The Penguin Army, on remote control, swivels in unison
and splashes toward the big open sewer pipe.
Behind them, Penguin dries his eyes and gloats:
The Grinch just stole Christmas.
I'm gonna kill it, barbecue it,
chop it up and chew its bones!