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BATMAN RETURNS 1992
Penguin addresses his legion of penguins

PENGUIN
My penguins ... We stand at a great
threshold. It's okay to be
scared. Many of you won't be
coming back ...

He's choked up. He has to pause, compose himself.

PENGUIN
Thanks to Batman, the time has
come to punish all God's chillun ...
first, second, third and fourth-born,
why be biased? Male and female ...
hell, the sexes are equal with
their erogenous zones blown sky-high ...

In this area are TV monitors scavenged from the Arctic
World info-pavilion and other technology cannibalized
from the old exhibit. Today the screens show various
angles of the sleeping city. The Fat Clown mans the
controls.

PENGUIN
Forward, march! The liberation of
Gotham has begun!

The Penguin Army, on remote control, swivels in unison
and splashes toward the big open sewer pipe.

Behind them, Penguin dries his eyes and gloats:

PENGUIN
The Grinch just stole Christmas.
I'm gonna kill it, barbecue it,
chop it up and chew its bones!

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  • Danny DeVito IS the Penguin.

  • Who would have thought a small fat man giving a speech to sucidial penguin bombers would have been this EPIC

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  • Penguins are the cutest yet deadly with those jet bomb packs.

  • The Lorax: Mother Nature bites back!

  • Meth is a hell of a drug.

  • Penguin is a Terrorist. Everything about him shouts it: the religious imagery (33 years, born around Xmas, "first born child", "all of God's children", etc.).

    I'm not surprised critics hated this film. Its message could easily be construed as anti-Semitic: terrorists exist because they are abused since they are born, therefore their fight is inevitable and just.

    But that wasn't the point of Penguin. He's the extreme character in this tale of outsiderness and abandonment.

  • newt gingrich before a debate

  • the penguin has to be one of my most favorite villains, who else could command a Colony of Emperor penguins todo his work for him like a General

  • Oh God I love the 90's...

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