Let's Talk About Sex - "Sex Toys"

Here we go again... How many of ya'll ever wanted a sex toy that you could use from stuff around the house? Well here you go www.homemade-sex-toys.com

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[parrishrturner]

Thats Food abuse Pat..LOL

[pln30906]

LOL... These are not my ideas!!! I personally need melons that are not considered fruit but yet edible before I can get my rocks off.. LOL, you got me being nasty (STOP IT)..

Thanks for watching!!

[kidblackfoot]

ur scaring me... if u wanted us to disagree... this is certainly the topic... now why would u post this... ima need 4 u to stay away from whole foods... pay too much to have u molesting my produce!!

[pln30906]

LMAO... My sex series is to help me talk about sex without being ashamed or bashful when the conversation come up casually... LOL, I do not recommend any of this... This is probably one of the hardest things that I had to do..

[atlien06]

omg... i cant.. i stopped at "put the melon in the microwave"

[pln30906]

LOl.. I hope you didn't stop to go and try it?

[MANICMAMASITA]

your face at about 1:52 when describing what to do with the melon is priceless....i could not stop laughing

[keepemwetcom]

homemade sex toys are not safe. check out my site we have cheap toys for everyone!!!

[Exzadara615]

If a melon can't make it's own decisions, and you had "sex" with it, would it be considered statuetory rape? xD. Nice vid pat.

[1DevilsPrincess4]

haha i got a sex toy that isnt expensive..- my brush handle HAHA

[soymiguelalejandro23]

people really need to get over themselves

for those who may object to your subject matter I say a big Oh well...

any who - it's people on here I am sure that are freakier than that website so people should stop hating when they know damn well that they would make that site blush.

great video papa!

[matthewdennis2009]

i use my hand lmao

[cryptotech2004]

come on pat why should we abuse the food we have at home like that. there's starving people over in africa we need to help them out

[kidblackfoot]

lol... well looks like ur coming along nicely... all i have to say on dat one is dont get caught up in the mix... lmao

[atlien06]

Not even,

I went and told my mama on you.

[pln30906]

OMG, Are you serious? That's creative though!!

[COCONESS67]

I'm here Pat. You are so funny. I used to work at a men's prison some years ago. They used to get latex gloves and put baby oil in it and then, you know, do they thing in the glove. They named the apparatus FeFe. I guess you gotta do what you gotta do.

[BahamaBoii]

jim carey did that melon thing on 'me myself and Irene!' classic!

[sfcalvinaz]

Hehehehehehe. Ok, I admit I was giggling but I do appreciate you continuing to step outside of your comfort zone!!

Hugz!

Calvin

Phoenix AZ

[danielbailey444]

omg

[thruthealcove]

LMAO OH GAWD PAT this vid is a mess!!!!!!! I just can't stop laughing dude, you too much!!! LOL

[anotharemix]

true that!

[pln30906]

LOL... And what is the real thing? LOl, you don't have to answer that!!

[nvncyble]

Melon you want me to waste food on sex...you know what the economy is like...but I digress still watching...