BD Reads the Bible: Genesis

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Genesis, King James version.
It's, um...boring as hell and utter nonesense. How anybody has made this book the focus of their life is beyond me...ESPECIALLY the biblical literalists. Wow. Just wow.

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[TheMagicRobot]

@ThorTheOdinSon These's quite a bit of "deleted scenes" in the NT too, a lot of stuff too ridiculous for even christians to believe. i think there's even a part where little jesus kills a whole bunch of kids with his mind and brings them back to life after mary scolds him.

[ThorTheOdinSon]

@TheMagicRobot nah, all the books that were removed are from the OT, before Jesus. that would be epic though lmao!

[TheMagicRobot]

@ThorTheOdinSon Isn't there a part were jesus leaves his mothers womb, slays a dragon, speaks, and then goes back?

[ThorTheOdinSon]

4:35, i hate defending this nonsense but there is a huge part about noah that has been removed. He had his own Book. There was actually 13 books that have been removed. You should do a video on those, there even weirder!

[TheBiblebyANAtheist]

Ah, poor ol' Lot's wife got turned into a table condiment. *LOL*

[camobeast100]

3:44 - 3:58 My reaction to Friday the 13th. That movie sucked.

[TheAdamantAtheist]

I'M SITTIN' HERE THINKIN'...

[TheAgnosticFreak]

LOL big like. I can explain the word "and" it's actually a mistake while translating from actual(Hebrew) to Greek version. In Old Hebrew and Aramaic there was specific form of a verb that can be understood as Past Perfect or something like that and also as the word "and"+the verb so the differences between past forms were lost in translation and we were left with that meaningless annoying "and".... =)

[Myytmovies]

@BionicDance 0:30 KAAAAHHHNNN!!!!

[mikkwik]

I spit my cheerios out