Explaining The 10 Commandments (I've not broken any of them)

The Way of the Master thinks we're all bad people because we haven't upheld all the 10 commandments. However, I've upheld them all, and a large portion of the rest of humanity have as well.

In short, eat shit, Comfort and Cameron.

If you don't like eating shit, you should see my twitterfeed! It's the exact opposite of eating shit.
http://twitter.com/benfromcanada

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[ProphecySDarko]

YOU BELIEVE IN ABORTION! HELLO, THOU SHALT NOT KILL??? There are plenty of other commandments in the bible. Those are just the top ten. All fall short of the law, and we are not saved by the God but by the sacrifice of our Lord and Savior. Can't help but keep praying for you because you are leading so many people astray.

[BENY0HAMA]

@ProphecySDarko You're a dumbass. Abortion isn't murder.

[Theedyy]

i am braking all 10 right now :p

[BENY0HAMA]

Is...is that even possible?

Can I join in?

[lothrazar]

(continued)

5. Do no work on the seventh day.

6. Observe the Feast of First Fruits and the Feast of Ingathering: All males are therefore to appear before Yahweh three times each year.

7. Do not offer the blood of a sacrifice with leavened bread.

8. Do not let the Passover sacrifice remain until the following morning.

9. Bring the first fruits of the harvest to the Temple of Yahweh.

10. Do not cook a kid in its mother's milk.

[lothrazar]

what about the ORIGINAL ten commandments written on the stone carried by moses: Exodus 34:10-26

1. Make no covenant with the inhabitants of other lands to which you go, do not intermarry with them, destroy their places of worship.

2. Do not cast idols.

3. Observe the Feast of Unleavened Bread for seven days in the month of Abib in remembrance of the Exodus.

4. Sacrifice firstborn male animals to Yahweh. The firstborn of a donkey may be redeemed; redeem firstborn sons.

[ProphecySDarko]

Abortion is murder. No matter how many times you say you aren't killing a human being, it won't make it so. You can convince yourself, but you cannot convince the majority of the public, which is waking up to the fact of God's judgement during 9/11. Planned Parenthoods are closing every day because respect for the lives of innocent unborn children is growing. America must repent! I dreamed of a sky full of war missiles two nights ago!!

[mskittyz100]

umm intresting interpretation

[clipsryan]

Shit, I'm going to heaven! God Damn it!

[OMGCMP]

well the way i was told wasonly if ur saved u go 2 heaven.darn :(

[superMRmenu]

u cant cheat god

[TCNcos]

...people talk like this so they can feel safe... even if you don't break any of the commandments... and you go on that line that you squeeze your way around it... I believe Jesus isn't taking this anymore... Even if you are safe and never have broken the commandments.. I think it is only appropriate that you go further...

[FratisNox]

YEAH I am going to heaven xD

Great Vid

[BayAreaLen]

I may have broken one or two. I really have to think back and ponder the circumstance. Other that that, maybe I'll see you in heaven.