Independent Voters Are a Joke

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Starring Andrew Thorp and Bev Bailey.
He is, quite simply, the most powerful individual in America today. Politicians in Washington track his every move and bow down in supplication before the winds of his ever changing mood.
His name is Andrew Middleton and he changes his mind as often as most of us change our socks. Trying to decide which coffee to drink often paralyzes him and he can rarely make up his mind about such important matters as war, the economy, Big Business or who exactly is going to be elected to the white House in 2012 -- not to mention weather to take the stairs or the escalator.
Andrew Middleton is the American Independent Voter and we had the opportunity to speak with him about all the decisions he's made and a heck of a lot more.

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[OpenMindedChristian1]

so, we look at the issues and make up our minds instead of just fallowing "the part" and we are all ideos. this is bullshit.

[britethorn]

@OpenMindedChristian1 Nothing ever gets done if you're always sitting on the fence.

[turboboy68]

Independant voters are the shit stain in the underwear of The United States

[britethorn]

@turboboy68 Boxers or Briefs?

[TheKaos007]

Very funny,but acting out stuff does not make it reality...

[britethorn]

@TheKaos007 You've got me there. . .

[jensjam]

OMG you nailed these people who only listen to the soundbites and slogans and not the true issues.

Great one dude :) Thanks for the laugh.

[italiantank87]

I am and independent and this is funny. But the independent movement is also about expanding democracy with a more open voting process, referendums, and a more balanced party system. Independents are open minded and may be the solution to partisan grid lock. If we elect more more independents then they could possibly function as the middle ground who negotiate legislation that finds common ground....Just think about how that might look in congress.

[SpectreEelman]

@MrMotihips ~ so True.. the 2 Major Political Crime Family Parties ARE THE PROBLEM in this Country.. and the SHEEPLE That CONSTANTLY VOTE FOR EITHER CRIME FAMILY are the problem as well!!

... THe 2 Major Crime Parties want Braindead Loyal Sheep to keep voting for them....

[albania614]

How to win over Independents in a nut shell.

1. Question: What will you do to end stalemate in Washington.

Answer: Alot

2. Question: How do you feel about Americans wars around the world?

Answers: 9/11 was bad *follow by HUGE applause and some guys saying "I agree with that"*

[420propot]

@italiantank87 excellent point

[420propot]

@britethorn being an independent doesn't necessarily mean you're "sitting on the fence" i am an independent, and my opinions will not change, i simply choose not to follow a party mindlessly, especially when the parties aren't getting anything done because they are too busy arguing with each other. i have some liberal views, and some conservative views, it depends on the subject. immigration: conservative. legalization of pot: liberal etc. THESE VIEWS WILL NOT CHANGE.

[OpenMindedChristian1]

@britethorn i don't sit on the fence, i just don't act on what the partys want. i look at the issue and make up my mind. some of my views are liberal, some are conservative. why? cuse i don't give a fuck about what side am on, so long as i feel it is the right one. if that means takeing longer to make up my mind so be it: at lest i thought about the problum instead of blingly fallowing someone else.

[MrMotihips]

This is so much BS. The two parties want sheep so they make fun of independents.