Miracle Hose

Spring is here and everyone's attention shifts to caring for their lawns. Here is our infomercial for the newest high tech garden hose.

This is my first microshort shot back in 2003 with a VX2000 and edited on Final Cut Pro. Technology has advanced tremendously since then...that camera is my loaner to first time filmmakers...but the short still plays well. Every summer someone will even contact me to try to buy a Miracle Hose.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• miracle hose
• midnighchimes
• flat hose
• hybrid
• hydrogen technology
• gardens
• lawn care

[ChiliPeppersFreak2]

damn! we should have gotten a patent on the wireless hose!!! xD

[MidnightChimes]

patent pending. I liked yours too.

[sugarpuddin88]

There was a gag whereby an internet site purported opportunity to buy into the trans-Atlantic tunnel

Americans, known for their gullibility, passivity, anti-science & Calvinistic views, made up almost the entire list of those duped

[MidnightChimes]

I wanted to drive my car to London. Can you blame me?

[amin2008]

wtf a HOSEless HOSE wtf thats stupid

[lleksikon]

I need a miracle pressure washer please.

[MultiParasite]

Problem, physics?

[Flomax16]

damn guys.. I can't find my "hoes"

[thunderrrrrrrrrr]

Wait, so... Where's my bottomless water bottle?

[flowiepanda]

why don't they send these to africa where people are fucking dying of thirst?

[lonnalonna]

oh, come on how could u forget bout the 5-second rule :O

[xash3x]

fake



[ThePinkqueen9]

lol theres ho's in the miracle hose

[greenday58100]

who cant lift 15 lbs?