Peter Popoff Miracle Manna

My mother - who is clearly insane - saw this guy on one of the religious channels offering miracle manna bread. The bread is free, the phone call is free...and sure enough, a couple of weeks later the bread arrived - together with an envelope, to be opened 5 days after eating the manna.
Seems that if you eat the bread, God will put money in your bank account by supernatural means...according to Peter Popoff, supposed reverend and all round prat. This is what happened when we opened the packet......

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[Sylpheed1]

You are all a bunch of retards. I can see why this family is looking for a miracle. And no, I don't believe in the bullshit either but I thought I'd point out the obvious. Get a life.

[blackburntv]

What a foolish comment, you idiot. just in case you hadn't realised...we are not looking for a miracle. If you listen to the audio, and read the description, it should be obvious - even to you - that we are taking the piss. And to suggest the other posters are retards is simply dumb - they are entitled to their opinion. Indeed, you are also entitled to your opinion - even though it's wrong!

[cujimmy92]

Peter Popoff is such a lazy assed son of a bitch that he hasn't even read Ezekiel 4 : 9 where he says that he got his 'recipe for manna. In Ezekiel, God is pissed off with the Israelites and as part of their punishment he orders Ezekiel to see that the Israelites make bread from an appalling mix of stuff described in Ezekiel 4 : 9 and instructs that it is to be baked 'with human dung as fuel' Ezeliel 4:12. Pretty sh*tty manna then!

[blackburntv]

You've got it in one...Popoff relies on the fact that average Joe is aware of the bible, but hasn't read it (nor is he inclined to - people tend to prefer a good Stephen King on their hols!). By quoting vaue chapter and verse, he seeks to add an air of credence to his ridiculous mumbo jumbo - he's clearly too greedy and stupid to realise that some people like yourself will look at the good book - and see his tissue of lies for what it is. Said it before, say it again - this man is an evil liar.

[TRWolf]

Oh god I saw that guy on telly when we were staying in Disneyworld... 4 channels of preachers at any one time there!

The loaf's funny, but when we went a few years before it was "miracle water" which apparantly cured throat cancer when drank, tumours when poured on the head etc.

[blackburntv]

Bloody miracle water...I ask you...the only miracle is that this out and out fraud has never been thrown in jail for taking money off deluded people!

I trust you never bothered with the water...holy liquid straight from his bloody tap no doubt!!

[OfficialBrazenTV]

popoff's a fuck'n tight old shyte. cant even send a miracle manna cheese n ham to go with that loaf

[RadioPaul1]

I think he did on the bread ! As he said he bestowed his mighty anointing on it.

[HOMEnHIGH]

peter popoff sprinkled some onto his bald assed head and grew a dodgy wig....

[jjbravo1000]

one day after getting the manna bread i won the lotto 17 million dollars and while the news people were at my house the sound man pointed out the 4 paintings i had on my wall may be picasos well 4 months later i sold those paintings for 42 million, not bad so could it get any better well a long lost relative pasted away leaving me 32 buildings and over 100 houses in ENGLAND well they all sold leaving me with 64 million english pounds exchanged into 108 for a total of 167 million praise popoff

[jjbravo1000]

the shit used to cook the manna didn't come from popoffs arse as he only shits out money because he makes a few hundred million a year sending his miracles to his stupid bible thumping flocks all over the world and they are always sending him money be it $20 at a time it just keeps flowing,after all there is a sucker born every minute.....

[cumhugs]

We have brothers and sisters all the way across the Atlantic, my friends.

[floridaman2000]

how anyone can believe doing anything in any way shape and or form believe that it is the work of god including prayer defies the logic of science if any of you religious nuts can prove that by doing ANY supernatural thing with no trickery in ANY KIND you will win a million look up james randi im very serious it is deplorable how people will fall for this sham is sad really

[dickdixon]

@Sylpheed1 you stupid stupid person. I haven't laughed so much at a person's total inability to understand the English language in a very long time!

[JRock005]

Smells like feet. LOL!!!

[gyreenedoc]

@Mrsmartin25 man of god who?

[silbitnuoc]

How many calories does it have?

[wordavee]

If someone had the time and balls to start a fund to sue this guy for fraud I'd gladly contribute. Poppoff is possibly the easiest target, given he was exposed in the past, but if we got him, then maybe the others could be forced to prove their claims, open their accounts and justify their tax-free status. That would send them running for cover. Trouble is, they are so damned rich, and protected by their sheep, it would be a very difficult task.