Delta Slogans from Kenn Kington - Short Version

Delta Air Lines is not improving their attitude so they may need to change their slogan. StandUpGuysTV Comedian Kenn Kington travels a lot! One particular trip, Kenn was delayed over 9 hours and missed a comedy concert for the first time in over 20 years. So what is a comedian to do for over 9 hours? Thanks to social media, Kenn tweeted his frustration with magical comedic results. Since Delta Air Lines is dead last in customer service, Kenn asks fans to send in NEW SLOGANS to match Delta's attitude. It seems Kenn is not alone in his frustration. Hundreds of fans came up with multiple Comedy slogans that simply had to be made into a comedy clip. Using Delta's in flight safety announcement as a very loose reference point, Kenn Kington delivers his favorite NEW Delta Slogans. To see more of Kenn's latest TV project, go to http://www.youtube.com/standupguystv right here on YouTube and watch the TV sizzle reel or hit http://www.kennkington.com to see where Kenn is performing next.

"From Crop dusting to PLAN busting! In only 70 years."
"We're Delta. What's YOUR Problem!"
"Bailed out YES, but Delta is NOT government operated, But you'd never know it!"
"Delta: we make the TSA look good!"
"Delta, Shut up we're working on it!"
"Delta, We're ready when... we're ready."
"At Delta we put the CUS in customer service."
"Delta from the Latin word meaning DELAY."
"Complete customer satisfaction is NOT ALLOWED on any Delta flight."
"Delta our flights are never late. We're just EARLY for tomorrow!"
"Delta, We're not happy, Until YOUR not happy."
There are plenty more but you'll have to watch the clips, and pause a lot to read them all.

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[Kennkington]

Vignes881, Thanks for the input. Everyone's opion welcome and it just shows you care when you take the time to invest and comment. Thanks for the support. You gotta admit that Kenn as a womenis at least a little funny if not partially disturbing... Kenn was 100% NOT meant to be a female. Admit it, you at least smiled... we have a hidden camera that caught your smile! :-)

[vignes881]

WOW. Not funny at all. Hope you didn't spend too much making this.

[ArizonaSean]

hahahaha