Masturbating Bear Frozen In Carbonite - 2/17/09
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that bear has perfected the art of masturbation.
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@gened216 I believe he was chopping off pieces and giving them away to the audience.
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why were parts of the set destroyed?
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Thumbs up for mirror-reflection video.
2 months ago 3
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Ha ha ha, they played "Beat It" at the end of the setch. Subtlety FTW!
3 months ago 5
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@kamehamehacker I'm a Catholic so It's a sin to waste seed, not to mention I've heard that I can ensure prostate health by eating tomatoes, watermelons & other products high in lycopene daily
And as far as cleaning out my "pipes" because of my lack of masturbation I seem to have wet dreams whenever my pipes get dirty (usually following a painful few days of blue balls)
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this sketch was written by george lucas,epic storytelling
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@LandoSChainsaw You never masturbated? Really?
You better start, though. Cuz masturbation prevents prostate cancer.
According to AskMen and recent studies "ejaculation allows the prostate to clear itself of carcinogens. In other words, masturbation may literally clean your pipes".
So... get yourself comfy and give youself a hand! :p
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@MVPtr4sh Not true I have never masturbated & I Love The Masturbating Bear
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the one person who disliked this never masturbated i guess
MVPtr4sh 6 months ago 34
"okay masturbating bear any last request?" You should'we known what he is going to do.
Nibbelpippel 9 months ago 29