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OR simply recite this poem :
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I thought my wife was only ugly,but then I met you.
See what i did there.Its simple,gives you two point to dump her :
1. You meant she is so ugly,
2. But at the same time you mentioned that you have a wife who's also ugly like her.
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@bavmysta First of al its the dumbest way to brake up...
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@DiceEsque you said it all.
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No man should take advice from a woman as to how to end a relationship. It's not the same thing.
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My ex cheated on me with our coworker "stayed with me" and kissed half of the office because: "life goes on"...........................
......... And why? Because that's the painless brake up girl way. Prob she got an advice from someone like you. -
Wait... did she say reproductions or reprocutions?
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I always felt that the "I think you should get tested" was a nice way to end things.
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Sounds like a reasonable way for reasonable people to conduct themselves.
In other words, no one's going to listen to you.
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@NattHrafn I've been rejected many times with girls before a relationship ever began. That's certainly more of a good thing, although at first I felt bad from being incapable of holding a relationship.
If I can't give what a woman wants, then there's nothing else about it. I could give things other women do want, though. Take it or leave it, I suppose!
I broke up with my ex.. It was so easy
Be gentle? I've never gone back, never had them as friends.. just went straight to the point.
''Get your ugly white face off my porch. I don't wanna see you again''
So Simple yet so effective. Works every time!
bavmysta 1 year ago 7
I like the, it's not you its me routine.
777appleguy 3 years ago 6