Captain's log: Star date: 7/03/2011 - Approximate XP: 220,955 - I, ol' one-eyed Dick Holderby (AKA- BooM-BooM) threw my mangled body out of a perfectly good plane. Though the chute deployed too quickly, resulting in an abrupt and catastrophic gripping of "The Package", I'm happy to inform (after thorough inspection of all bits and pieces), all items remain intact. Since the harness was causing such pain, I was allowed to reposition myself which, in turn, made me unable to properly land.... or stand, as one can see.
Bucket list item #27 has now been checked off as a successful mission complete.
End transmission.
Awesome!
Oh, how I wish I had done this! I came close... twice! Frickin' low-hanging clouds/rain!
guiveillette81 8 months ago