Jonathan Coulton 5-14-09 - Millionaire Girlfriend

Jonathan Coulton performs Millionaire Girlfriend.

I will wait a lifetime if it takes that long
I know shes out there for I have heard her song
In dreams she sings to me
Her angels voice a symphony
Is she in a garden or a meadow fair
Does the dappled sunlight shine ribbons in her hair?
Does she sit patiently smiling as she waits for me?

Shes my millionaire girlfriend and shes my life
Once I finally find her Ill get permission from the wife
We will all live in our castle high
My beloved and my millionaire girlfriend and I

Shes a stolen secret from a pirates chest
I will wear an ascot and a suit that has a vest
And I will put it on as I watch gardener mow the lawn
Shes a fairy princess from a song of old
I will have a toothbrush that is made of solid gold
And I will watch TV as my manservant flosses me

Shes my millionaire girlfriend and shes my life
Once I finally find her Ill get permission from the wife
We will all live in our castle high
My beloved and my millionaire girlfriend and I

It does not matter to me if shes pretty
All that counts is what shes got at Citibank
Chase Manhattan or even Washington Mutual

When my search is ended I will cherish her
She will sign some papers, give me power of attorney
And whats hers will be mine in perpetuity

Shes my millionaire girlfriend and shes my life
Once I finally find her Ill get permission from the wife
We will all live in our castle high
My beloved and my millionaire girlfriend and I
My beloved and my millionaire girlfriend and I
My beloved and my millionaire girlfriend and I

Category:

Music

Tags:

• jonathan
• coulton
• millionaire
• girlfriend
• live
• concert
• gle3nn
• citibank
• chase
• manhatten
• washington
• mutual

[ELouiseZBear]

I don't know how many times I have heard this, and I still laugh as I sing along.

[imthehuman]

I wish I had a millionaire girlfriend.

[procrastinator99]

Anyone else think this is "April" by Paul Simone?

[LeBubblesSan]

Ah, if only I were a millionare... *sigh*

[clinmaan]

@ ELouiseZBear Same here :P always laugh when he sings "i will watch TV as my men servant flosses me" XD so freking ace

[KingKirbProductions]

muahhaa! no one cares!

[crazychris749]

i really hope ur joking

[Gearhead142]

muahhaaa im 165! suck it!

[hentaimaid]

he's so awesome

[Icecreamboxman]

hahaha that would suck if she didnt figure it out :O