I've Got A Pitbull Who Wears Lipstick - Jonathan King

A Poem: About a Gender Confused Pitbull, Sarah Palin, Obama and the world

Ive got a pitbull who wears lipstick.

My pitbull dog is called Sarah
Which gives him a complex too,
Its a bit like poor Johnny Cash
Being christened a boy named Sue.

But hes partial to wearing my lipstick
Intended, I think, to confuse;
Victims seem to assume hes a Pekinese
In high heels instead of big shoes.

Now along comes this Alaskan lady
Who talks about Hockey Mums.
This disturbs him as much as mixed genders
When along a potential target comes.

Poor Sarah gets muddled and flustered,
Not knowing to cheer or to savage.
In fact Sarahs so disturbed and dizzy
He now thinks hes an attack cabbage.

If the possible future Vice President
Can screw up a poor puppys mind;
What on earth will she do to the nation
If the public dare be ever so kind?

The answer I fear is quite simple;
Although Palin is clearly a charmer
Well all be much safer and far better off,
If everyone votes for Obama.

Jonathan King
2008

Category:

Pets & Animals

Tags:

• Pitbull
• Lipstick
• Palin
• Sarah
• Obama
• McCain
• Poem
• Satire