Rehab Center for Fictional Characters

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music and lyrics by bo burnham

hey I'm Santa Claus,
I'm the king of snow
I hate my wife because
she is ho ho ho
She used to please me everyday
Then she made it clear
that Santa's only s'pose to come once year
Now i buy whores
Rock n roll
and i stuff their stockings
with my north pole

I had a wonderful life
With a healthy household
and a beautiful wife
and a pot full of gold
then my wife spent my riches all by herself
and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf
now i drink all day
and a part of me dies
cause my wife's gettin gangbanged
by the rice krispie guys

Everyday i get up, and i get to work late,
my boss says "hey whatsup?"
i say im grrrrrrowing tired of this shit
the kids they laugh cause im a sensitive cat
"big pussy!" i cant argue with that
if another kid gives me frosted flakes
i swear on my life, ill eat his parents.

im the easter bunny hey im back
used to funny now im hooked on crack
heaps of heroine aint no joke
marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke
coooooke
drugs for life thats my plan
but now i have no attention sp.....


hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick
i think they got herpes from some irish chick

santa, tony, could you guys please stop?
oh snap.....crackle and pop

• Category

  Comedy

[HanaBearForever]

*Rubs forehead twice*

[spaztickhalo]

So this video was up since 2007 and no one told me?!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK

[Jocelyn Veronica]

good shit



[MankeyNuggets]

Also just like to say Zach Stone is fucking hilarious, everyone should watch it if they haven't.

[Haeleigh Sheets]

got my first pube

[SekludedDivisions]

He's been touring, just started a new tour "what". He also has an MTV show called "Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous". He writes and stars in it. He makes a lot of vine videos on twitter ( /boburnham). He hasn't gone weak on anybody.

[John Petersen]

Oh snap! Crackle and pop .... :3

[nathan howard]

BO, where have you gone??? Did you go weak on us!!!

[pinkyxlee]

Still my favourite

[baby bran]

Lol he is. A geinius I wish he would make a video on we're he gets his ideas

[AllStateCupSeries]

He already has a great singing career, he doesn't need to be on a TV show

[Zelda McFly]

What is this? Fight Club? Oh shit...