Paint-a-HMF Intro

"In 2009, a group of relatively innocent cops were cast out of Hitmanforum's Police Department after being framed by the city's recently elected crooked mayor. After escaping several assassination attempts, these men realized the city wouldn't clean itself if they were killed, and decided to team up and wage war on Hitmanforum's criminal underworld. Today, they live as rogue vigilantes, investigating and frustrating major criminal operations while escaping vicious killers and crooked authorities. These are their stories, and if the writers are arsed to come up with regular updates, you can see them in Paint-a-HMF."

"Paint-a-Dick" - opening theme song of Paint-a-HMF - written, sequenced and performed (i.e. shat) by Rohan Ledger (Sclera)

Narration by Sam Hayes (Black Cerberus)

A brief explanation:

Paint-a-HMF is a collective work of fiction that started out as just a bunch of guys on the internet writing down a story and making half-assed doodles in MS Paint to serve as illustrations. It all started on Hitmanforum (http://www.hitmanforum.com/forum/), a forum dedicated to the "Hitman" video game series, but where nobody cares about it. The story showcases Hitmanforum as an actual American big city, with venues named after threads and characters based on the forum members.

It tells the story of Detective Lewis Dark, a hard-boiled cop who after being framed for crimes he didn't commit, goes on the lamb and decides to bring justice to the city. After several exploits, he teams up with his old police buddy now turned into a caped crusader cyborg known as "The Spectrum", as well as their other three renegade partners: Commisioner Amp, Inspector Kent and Doctor Jardel. Together, they try to survive while coming up with over-elaborate plans to get rid of the city's major criminal figures, such as Mayor Kurtis Id, Police Chief Ross, and Epsilon, Hitmanforum's fearsome psychotic kingpin.

Drawing inspiration from Problem Sleuth (from MS Paint Adventures) and old Hitmanforum spoofs made by other members in the past, besides blatantly ripping off well-known works of fiction, Paint-a-HMF may be hard to be taken seriously as a story. But in the end, it's fun to do it, and we even got a theme song.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• paint
• hmf
• hitmanforum
• detective
• dark

[jbreckmckye]

WET

[DjangoDurango]

That's a pretty bitchin' tune there, Sclera.

[SergeantLedge]

CHOONZ