Or Would You Rather Be A....

All the nations dealt with in this international theme song.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• HHH
• hash house harriers
• phuket
• bollox
• hash music
• hashsongs
• hash songs
• pommy
• yank
• frog
• kraut
• kiwi
• ocker

[HashMusic]

The chorus goes:

O would you rather prop up a bar

Drinking Singhas out of a jar

and be better of than you are

or would you rather be a...

Singha is a beer. You can use whatever beer name is sponsoring you.

[HashMusic]

Nearly right Enigma.

The Ocker verse is:

An Ocker is an animal with corks in it's hat

He'd rather drink piss than tickle twat

He's got a roo for a rabbit and a dingo for a dog

He wishes he could think but he's missing a cog

so if you're dum and your manners are a shocker

You could grow up to be an Ocker.

An 'Ocker' is the Australian variety of 'Dirty Undies'

[HashMusic]

Nearly right Enigma.

The Ocker verse is:

An Ocker is an animal with corks in it's hat

He'd rather drink piss than tickle twat

He's got a roo for a rabbit and a dingo for a dog

He wishes he could think but he's missing a cog

so if you're dum and your manners are a shocker

You could grow up to be an Ocker.

An 'Ocker' is the Australian variety of 'Dirty Undies'

[EnigmaSA2k4]

Or would you rather be an ocker

An orca is an animal that cooks in his hat

He rather drink piss then think of twat

He got a roo for a rabbit and a dingo for a dog

He wishes he could think but he’s missing a cog

So if your manners are a shocker,

you might grow up to be an ocker

[EnigmaSA2k4]

Or would you rather be a yank?

A yank is an animal that don’t know shit

He’s got no humor and no wit

His beer is like water and he talks too much

He don;t even know that a fannie is a crotch (?)

So if you cant tell a jack off from a wank

You might grow up to be a yank

[EnigmaSA2k4]

Or would you rather be a pom...?

A pom is an animal that drinks warm beers

he winges at everything he hears

He wears a bowler and eats fish and chips

He never showers so he stinks like shit

So if you are dirty and smelling kinda strong

(ALL) - You might grow up to be a pom

[EnigmaSA2k4]

Here are the lyrics (as best as I can make them out) for the fellow hashers...

Cockclimber (Dar es Salaam hasher)

Chorus

Would you rather prob up a bar (crowd - woah woah woah)

Drink machingas out of a jar (woah x 3)

And be better off then you are (woah x 3)

Chorus