Song For Sarah Palin (Live & Uncut)

We wrote and prepared this song in one day and performed it at our high school's 'Arts Share' (an audience of about 210). It is a parody 80s rock ballad.

The concept is that a Russian pop star can see Alaska from his house, and has fallen in love with Sarah Palin. He is presenting his feelings through this song.

I know my Russian accent is terrible, but that's all part of the fun.

--- LYRICS ---

[Intro - Spoken]
Hello. My name is Slava Petrislava. And I am here to tell you about my love for an American woman. Her name Sarah Palin.

[Verse 1]
I look out my window
Right back at you
Sarah, my lovely
Our dreams could come true

Our borders are touching
Just like we should be
Come sip my vodka
Come lay next to me

I write you these letters
I write you this song
I try to come see you
But I don't belong

Your people don't trust me
You say neither do you
But I know your secret
You're Soviet too

[Chorus]
You are my maverick
You are my love
We could fly so high
Just like little doves

Be my first lady
Shoot wolves from the sky
Have many babies
Make Russia ally

[Verse 2]
How you stopped your gender
From having rights
How you handled Couric
You put up a fight

You and John
Will make your country like mine
You'll join mother Russia
Meet my mother in Russia

We'll visit the Ukraine
See arctic wastes
The frozen beauty
Similar to your face

Sarah, you're my queen
My love goes so far
You're my special lady
Second to only the tzar

[Chorus]

[Bridge - Guitar Solo]

[Breakdown - Spoken]
Now Sarah, I know they say you don't have much experience with foreign relations. But I thought maybe I could be your first experience with a foreign relationship.

[Sarah Palin enters]

You see, Sarah, here in Russia there is not much to keep a man warm, but the love of a good woman. So I thought, maybe you could be my woman.

[Chorus x 3/Slava & Sarah]

[Bridge]

[Outro - Spoken]

Sarah, I love you.

---Chords---

Verse/Chorus (descending): D, A, G, D
Bridge: Bm, A, G, E // Bm, A, G, A, A

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Sarah
• Palin
• 80s
• Rock
• Ballad
• Parody
• Love
• Song

[Forevercamping]

You guys are tallented AND funny!!

[z12091]

this needs to be spammed all over the world

[iqfrenzy]

The lyrics are just hilarious! Kudos!

[affendreck74]

That was such a cute and funny paradoy.

[HannahsBannahs]

that was the shit!!!

[pgf95]

nice bass

[tblcnews]

Love the video it was awsome. Video was extremely hilarious and the guitar solo rocked!!!

[coolsteven2]

lol

[MyriadHarbour]

Arlo i hate you so much

[pwntermute]

Who is the man playing Palin?