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'Baby Went Crap' - Original Parody of Sir Mix-a-Lot's 'Baby Got Back' and More

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Uploaded by on Jul 19, 2009

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List of Parodied Songs:

Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-a-Lot
My Hooptie - Sir Mix-a-Lot
Mission Impossible Theme Song
The Real Slim Shady - Eminem
Just the Two of Us - Will Smith
U Can't Touch This - MC Hammer


Lyrics:

I wipe poopy butts and I cannot lie,
Them big brothers can't deny
When the girl walks in with a stinky brown waste,
In her diaper, that's my place,
To hit the scene, gonna' wipe that butt clean,
With a wipe, double up, wipe, wipe,
I like 'em wet and soapy,
Cleans a butt right like her momma told me,
Stuck in a rut, say what,
Just wipe that poopy butt,
Baby went crap

My little man crawling, diaper dragging,
Laying down streaks and my girl keeps nagging:
I wipe the butts while you're off working,
And when you get home you best be observing,
That I need you right here now on the floor,
Cuz the baby's kicking his legs out of control,
I got the cross-legged position,
So I can accomplish my impossible mission,
To wipe that big mess,
Before he gets his hands up in this business,
You can't touch this,
Baby went crap.


Written, performed and produced by Bryan and Joseph Podwys.

Appearances by: Leslie, Beau, Dante, Sarya, Kai and Johnny (the guy that hangs out in front of my office all day).

Special thanks to The Magic Closet recording studio in Portland who did the audio recording and Jonathan Mortensen for some camera help.

Video recorded on a 2005 Casio Exilim (worth about $50 as of today) at VGA quality and 18 fps -- meaning anyone can do this!

Video edited with Free Windows Movie Maker Vista edition. You don't need Adobe After Effects or Sony Vegas Pro.

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Uploader Comments (lamp118)

  • you do beat with mouth really?

  • Yes, Joe does for this one.

  • i would like to have this on mp3!!

  • Thanks! Send me a message with your email and I will send you the mp3.

  • Leslie: you SO totally stole the show!

    You go, girl!

    ~kate

  • Haha!  Don't you just love my hot pink pajamas? I had seriously just gotten ready for bed and they told me I had to film me right then before they went to the studio. I wasn't planning on being posted on Youtube with hot pink pj's!

    Leslie

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  • Omg they forgot the kidd in the trunk!!!

  • You need to post this to the Funny or Die site. This is funny!

  • loved it! good job!

  • poor baby

  • Nice job! Check out ours "Baby Got Meat" :)

  • good job guys

  • @theelanad1 NOT REALLY

  • whos ever vid .it is it was funny keetp me laughin thourgh the vid.when i watched it with my 11 year old sister she said NO I AM THE POPPY PRINCESS

  • thumbs up if you agree the kid in the car trunk at 1:06 is cute :) lol

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